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Postby Leonmc0708 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:52 pm

dawson99 wrote:in all fairness roberts the entire thread is about how u had to choose between helping your mate do a poo and getting hold of a fit bird.

its almost as bad a thread as asking if wed beat blackpool. you cant expect people to have commended you for helping your mate wipe himself afterwoods instead of playnig with some fine boobies

My point exactly, ti.ts and fan.ny or yer mates chutney.

I think Roberts might be a closet Poofter.
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:57 pm

closet? the guys a full blown gay mate :laugh:
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:31 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:in all fairness roberts the entire thread is about how u had to choose between helping your mate do a poo and getting hold of a fit bird.

its almost as bad a thread as asking if wed beat blackpool. you cant expect people to have commended you for helping your mate wipe himself afterwoods instead of playnig with some fine boobies

My point exactly, ti.ts and fan.ny or yer mates chutney.

I think Roberts might be a closet Poofter.

Whats the matter lads jealous I get more than you two? :laugh:
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Postby Feeney » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:36 pm

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Leonmc0708 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:in all fairness roberts the entire thread is about how u had to choose between helping your mate do a poo and getting hold of a fit bird.

its almost as bad a thread as asking if wed beat blackpool. you cant expect people to have commended you for helping your mate wipe himself afterwoods instead of playnig with some fine boobies

My point exactly, ti.ts and fan.ny or yer mates chutney.

I think Roberts might be a closet Poofter.

Whats the matter lads jealous I get more than you two? :laugh:

Well, in fairness Robbo, the only two you seen at the weekend was your mates turd.......  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:38 pm

Feeney wrote:
Roberts wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:in all fairness roberts the entire thread is about how u had to choose between helping your mate do a poo and getting hold of a fit bird.

its almost as bad a thread as asking if wed beat blackpool. you cant expect people to have commended you for helping your mate wipe himself afterwoods instead of playnig with some fine boobies

My point exactly, ti.ts and fan.ny or yer mates chutney.

I think Roberts might be a closet Poofter.

Whats the matter lads jealous I get more than you two? :laugh:

Well, in fairness Robbo, the only two you seen at the weekend was your mates turd.......  :laugh:  :laugh:

Nah the only thing I ended up necking was a pint of Stella in the Lloyds Bar thanks to my mates f.ucked up guts :laugh:
We left him to cr@p to his @rses content :laugh:  :D
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Postby Feeney » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:42 pm

Roberts wrote:
Feeney wrote:
Roberts wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:in all fairness roberts the entire thread is about how u had to choose between helping your mate do a poo and getting hold of a fit bird.

its almost as bad a thread as asking if wed beat blackpool. you cant expect people to have commended you for helping your mate wipe himself afterwoods instead of playnig with some fine boobies

My point exactly, ti.ts and fan.ny or yer mates chutney.

I think Roberts might be a closet Poofter.

Whats the matter lads jealous I get more than you two?

Well, in fairness Robbo, the only two you seen at the weekend was your mates turd....... 

Nah the only thing I ended up necking was a pint of Stella in the Lloyds Bar thanks to my mates f.ucked up guts :laugh:
We left him to cr@p to his @rses content :laugh:  :D

TBH tho, he didn't really take one for the team, did he? If it was my mate, i'd have well and truly told him to f*ck off and the rest of my mates would have as well - he would have been sent out on his own!

Some f*cking mates you've got.....   :Oo:   :laugh:
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:44 pm

I know...It always Peter this, Peter that....
We will see what Peters doing?
We will see where Peter is going etc?
He does my head in with his strops :angry:
Just coz his smelly bird didnt come out :D
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Postby 75-1143818818 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:42 pm

Talking of nobbing birds. Must keep that pesky Craig Harris away from my daughter.

Rosie!!!
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:44 pm

Kevin Webster wrote:Talking of nobbing birds. Must keep that pesky Craig Harris away from my daughter.

Rosie!!!

Is your Rosie still a goth Kev :D
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:46 pm

Kevin Webster wrote:Talking of nobbing birds. Must keep that pesky Craig Harris away from my daughter.

Rosie!!!

NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!



















not the corrie characters,please god no not again. :wwww  :wwww
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:53 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:
Kevin Webster wrote:Talking of nobbing birds. Must keep that pesky Craig Harris away from my daughter.

Rosie!!!

NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!



















not the corrie characters,please god no not again. :wwww  :wwww

If Maria Sutherland comes on - my number is 521-I-WOULD-DO-HER!!!!!!!!!  :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:26 pm

Kevin Webster wrote:Talking of nobbing birds. Must keep that pesky Craig Harris away from my daughter.

Rosie!!!

Before all you gayboys start...No its not me! :D
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:34 pm

Roberts, i thought you'd be out tonight with sh!ttie @rse.
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:45 pm

The exact same fuckingthing happened to me lad, here i am, and this bird, bit of a bike but still worth a poke, is on me lap, whispeing this and that to me, its all going well, but my mate starts whinging he wans us to go etc... All it is is jelousy, it was :censored: annoying like, there you are, hand on the :;):  but noooo your mate wans to go :angry:
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:18 pm

Roberts will be wipeing his mates @rse round about now:D :D
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