Lando_Griffin wrote:Here is my theory behind the little tw*tbags actions: (Key - C*nt = G. Neville, Tarantula head = Coke head.)
A few hours before the game, Tarantula head offered C*nt a little wager, knowing that C*nt hadn't emptied his sacks for a long time, due to his being an ugly scum poof, and all. Sure, Tarantula head always wiped the last crusty lumps of sh*t off his bum with the badge on C*nt's shirt before each game (at C*nt's request), but this was the first mention of any physical love.
The wager Tarantula head offered to his homosexual teammate C*nt was that if he (Tarantula noggin) scored the winning goal, he would happily accept an unnatural session of anal rodgering.
Secretly yearning for this, Tarantula head was pumped up, and raring to go. He snorted some of his beloved Cocaine, threatened Cisse with a bottom-breach if he scored, then set about scoring the winning goal.
Once the ball had hit the back of the net - C*nt was overjoyed. He sprinted over 40 yards to express his happiness, and kissed the badge that Tarantula head had prepared for him.
Right as we speak they are having a 69, with C*nt licking the congealed clagnuts out of Tarantula head's rectum.
Judge wrote:gary nevilles dad is called Neville Neville. thick fuckers
Red squirrel wrote:Lando_Griffin wrote:Here is my theory behind the little tw*tbags actions: (Key - C*nt = G. Neville, Tarantula head = Coke head.)
A few hours before the game, Tarantula head offered C*nt a little wager, knowing that C*nt hadn't emptied his sacks for a long time, due to his being an ugly scum poof, and all. Sure, Tarantula head always wiped the last crusty lumps of sh*t off his bum with the badge on C*nt's shirt before each game (at C*nt's request), but this was the first mention of any physical love.
The wager Tarantula head offered to his homosexual teammate C*nt was that if he (Tarantula noggin) scored the winning goal, he would happily accept an unnatural session of anal rodgering.
Secretly yearning for this, Tarantula head was pumped up, and raring to go. He snorted some of his beloved Cocaine, threatened Cisse with a bottom-breach if he scored, then set about scoring the winning goal.
Once the ball had hit the back of the net - C*nt was overjoyed. He sprinted over 40 yards to express his happiness, and kissed the badge that Tarantula head had prepared for him.
Right as we speak they are having a 69, with C*nt licking the congealed clagnuts out of Tarantula head's rectum.
AAAAHHH THATS JUST BRILLIANT!!!!!
Where the fu.ck do you get them from Lando?
roykeane16 wrote:carragher has a![]()
bloody cheek to have a go at garyneville for what he done this is the same carragher who fires coins into the crowd far worse than gary done
Leonmc0708 wrote:So what if Neville celebrated towards us ? If it was Carragher to the United fans you would all be hailing him a hero.
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