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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:59 pm

OR AN EMBARRASSED PENGUIN.... :D
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:12 pm

or shut up with this penguin s##t
Interviewer:       'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:13 pm

cheesedick that joke sucks
Interviewer:       'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:13 pm

penguin s##t aint red kopper me old mate its white !!!
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:23 pm

s##t....oh, so you the expert on s##t you bloody s##t  :p
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:29 pm

kopper wrote:s##t....oh, so you the expert on s##t you bloody s##t :p

yes actually i am !! shittology is of great interest to me as it helps me understand gerrard houlliers tactics :p  :D  :laugh:  :cool:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:29 pm

gaz31 wrote:penguin s##t aint red kopper me old mate its white !!!

I thought it might be brown Gaz me old mucka :;):

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PS:The brown would obviously have ice particles on it :D
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:33 pm

Roberts wrote:
gaz31 wrote:penguin s##t aint red kopper me old mate its white !!!

I thought it might be brown Gaz me old mucka :;):

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PS:The brown would obviously have ice particles on it :D

NO rob its white mate and its not cos its frozen or elt either!! :cool:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:33 pm

Roberts wrote:
gaz31 wrote:penguin s##t aint red kopper me old mate its white !!!

I thought it might be brown Gaz me old mucka :;):

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PS:The brown would obviously have ice particles on it :D

No he's right, it is white...Bird s##t is generally white.
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:36 pm

Well done Dr of Shittology, gaz31
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:37 pm

SO ITS ALL WHITE THEN YEAH YOU TWO?
ALL AGREED ..... TOPIC OVER !!!
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:45 pm

It could have a bit of grey on it, couldn't it?
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:45 pm

gaz31 wrote:SO ITS ALL WHITE THEN YEAH YOU TWO?
ALL AGREED ..... TOPIC OVER !!!

What would white turd smell like? :D

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Postby kopper » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:49 pm

Roberts wrote:
gaz31 wrote:SO ITS ALL WHITE THEN YEAH YOU TWO?
ALL AGREED ..... TOPIC OVER !!!

What would white turd smell like? :D

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Darn, That was my next question
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Postby gaz31 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:58 pm

COME ON YOU TWO THEY ARE EASY QUESTIONS TO ANSWER.....
KOPPER .....YES IT COULD HAVE SOME GREY ON IT OR EVEN GREEN BUT ONLY AFTER ITS LAID EGGS ..
ROBERTS..... YOU GO TO ANTARTICA AND SMELL IT MATE THEN YOU CAN TELL US FOR SURE BUT I RECKON IT SMELLS OF FISH PASTE. :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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