The big one. - Women - your opinions are required.

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:46 am

OK, OK, settle down.
I know it's a shock for you all having me creating a thread which by it's definition does not exclude women.

However, needs must when you're on a long car journey and need the loo.

I pride myself on being a man who engages with all sorts, who judges no one, and who is an effigy of compassion to his fellow man.  :Oo:


Nevertheless, I have come to the conclusion that I only know one damn thing about women, and that is that I don't know one damn thing about women.

I know what boobies are for, I know how babies are made, and the fun to be had in the meantime. I know that they like being rubbed in certain places, kissed in others, and left alone at certain times of the Month.

What I don't know is how they think. I would like to know, in the words of a Mel Gibson film; What Women Want.

What sort of chap appeals to the fairer sex the most?
I know it's about personal preference and all that, but as a man I can say that on the whole, women like Eva Longoria and Cheryl Tweedy are the most adored girls around.

What do women, such as CIGGY, Zara, Sarah Lawrenson, Kazza, etc really look for and find irresistable?

The topics are:

1.) Personality,
2.) Face (Eyes, hair, etc)
3.) Physique
4.) Lifestyle
5.) Appearance (dress sense, roguish, gentlemanly, etc.)
6.) Most attractive feature (Physical and mental.)


It is with this information I intend to conquer the age-old barrier between the male and female mind, make a better world, a brighter future, and a whole lot of love!!!!!
:eyebrow  :D  :buttrock

Seriously though - CIGGY, etc - let me (and all men) know what women want.
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:04 pm

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Postby kazza 1 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:40 pm

Oh dear Lando!! I know that I am a woman, but sometimes i don't understand myself  :D I cant talk for ciggy, zara etc but i will let you know what i like in a man.......

Here goes..............

1.) Personality......
     I like a man who makes me laugh, but can show his
     sensitive side. Some ones whos not afraid to do a bit of
     housework and can go shopping and buy things that are
     not for them (and we all know what we mean, dont we
     girls!!!!)
     I like a man who knows how to say sorry.......
2.) Face (Eyes, hair, etc)............
     mmmmm, thats a hard one. I know most women will say
     someone like Brad Pitt, but i like a plain man... Someone
     like Colin Murry or Vernon Kay. I like men with dark hair,
     not to long (dont mind if its really sort), blue eyes and
     they have to be tall.....
3.) Physique...........
     As I said above, they have to be tall.  5, 10" being the
     smallest (my man now is 6 4") I dont mind them having a
     beer belly or being chubby. I dont like body builders!!!!
     He has to be able to look after himself in an arguement!
4.) Lifestyle...........
     I like to wined and dined, but I also like quiet nights in
     with a few beers, watching the footy!!! He would like going
     on holidays (Spain esp) and romantic weekends away!!
     He would have to like the company I keep (they are mad)
     and not mind going an the odd bender...
5.) Appearance (dress sense, roguish, gentlemanly, etc.)
     Jeans and t-shirts, shirts etc. but he would wear a suit if
     he had to. I hate it when a man gets ready (and takes
     longer then i do) and looks no different!!
6.) Most attractive feature (Physical and mental.)........
     Personality deffo!! He should not be afraid to cry!!!

Well I hope this helps you Lando. As I said I cant say what all the other girls like, but this is my personal account of the perfect man :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:59 pm

kazza thinks im perfect   :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:40 pm

so a crying 6ft4 spanish traveller with a beer belly who likes a fight, housework and shopping?
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Postby lawrenson_sarah » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:52 pm

1.) Personality,
Well, first of all, somone who makes me laugh usually catches my atention, and lads who are a bit cocky/confident, but not too much can be a bit of a turn on.
As im into football, i prefer it if my lad is too.
Lads who are possesive with me is a no go, i have loads of lad mates so they would have to deal with that. And im always on my fone, wether it be foning or txting.

2.) Face (Eyes, hair, etc)
I always go for older lads, never been with someone younger than me, no older than 8 years though.
And...as long as they arent competely ugly then i dont really have a specific type, theres a few lads who i see and just think fukc!n hell hes fit, but then i see another, and hes like the total opposite.
I really fall for brown eyes though, but my last boyfriend of half a year had green so u know.

3.) Physique
Usually atletic but sometimes a little bit of chub on a lad is the cutest thing. :blush: But i dont like really skinny lads, that really puts me off. Oh and lads that are too muscley puts me off aswel!

4.) Lifestyle
As long as they arent the have sex with em and leave em type with girls thats alright with me. A stable job will do and i like lads who are close to their familys.
Dont care where wed go out, anywhere will do. Dont mind nights in though, or go to the pub when the footies on, but im a party girl at the moment because im only 17 so must come out every so often or sumit.
They would have to understand that i need time to go out with my mates and need space.

5.) Appearance (dress sense, roguish, gentlemanly, etc.)
Dress sence... erm..... Just casual like but id never get with a lad that wears trackies other than going to the gym.
And i like a lad to shower every single day if not twice a day, makes me feel sick if im clean and someone im with is dirty haha.

6.) Most attractive feature (Physical and mental.)
Physical..... erm..... probaly the face or eyes.
Mental....erm..... being funny?
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Postby JBG » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:55 pm

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Postby lawrenson_sarah » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:58 pm

Good lord! I wrote quite a lot didnt i haha
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Postby SouthCoastShankly » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:20 pm

Is this the Trisha thread??

Its getting way too emotional for me right now...
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Postby stmichael » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:09 pm

lawrenson_sarah wrote:I always go for older lads, never been with someone younger than me, no older than 8 years though.

that sounds so wrong but i know what you mean :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:10 pm

mike likes the older lads too?
well, something to know and cheer up peewee :p
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Postby 72-1136150807 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:31 pm

Woollyback wrote:£

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Damn right there matey!!
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:48 pm

Thanks for your imput Kazza and Sarah.
So then - CIGGY and Zara - your turns!!!!!
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Postby stoney » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:53 pm

diamonds and sex  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:21 pm

Damn, not one of those women mentioned the attraction of a 12" knob . :(

They're all lying thru their teeth  :angry:

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