Liverpool FC Forum

by 112-1077774096 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:35 am

Lee J wrote:BOB : "It doesn't matter, we're from Wigan, it's normal".

    welcome to the thread mate

by Roger Red Hat » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:46 am

Cheers PeeWee.

Here's Albert Egglesworth outside the Wigan Club Shop. They dont have club merchandise to sell so they just sell anything they can steal on the way to the game.

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:47 am

yes welcome lee ,and cggy and all

by Roger Red Hat » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:00 am

The dressing room scene, before the game...

BOSS : "Right lads listen up, we're playing Liverpool FC today and as you know there doing pretty well at the moment. They've got this fella called Carragher, proper hard bastard. Watch him cos he wont think twice about putting you on your arse. Also, watch out for Stevie Gerrard.
Where's Jim?"
BERT : "He's gone to the loo boss. He's got the shits. He's worried cos he's got to mark Gerrard. Says he's got a note from his mum boss so he cant play".
BOSS : "What a puff, he's playing alright".
ALFRED : "Boss, where am I playing today?"
BOSS : "Your in defence lad, marking Crouch, so you'll need that step ladder".

by LFC #1 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:14 am

Wigan's latest form of transport.

by 112-1077774096 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:17 am

just a reminder to the youngsters. at anfield tomorrow, when you see all those wiganers with three stars on their jumpers, it doesnt mean they won the european cup three time

by 112-1077774096 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:18 am

Lee J wrote:

The dressing room scene, before the game...

no, come on be serious, look at the colour of you, you must have just come up from the mines

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:03 pm

supporters go mad after wigan are thrashed by liverpool, and set fire to the local area

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:04 pm

but hurrah, as wigans fire crew are on their way, with oldie and newer more reliable units

by Ciggy » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:48 pm

Ave grate naatout in Wigans finest club, Friday naat back by populur demand the one and only Noggin & Natter with guest star Jimmy Glitter live on stage from 9 be early as to avoid dissappionment Tickets on sale now dont miss our prize raffle



Eyes down, the best Bingo in the North West.

by Roger Red Hat » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:59 pm

gulp! I think my band is booked to play there next year.

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:02 pm

woof woof ! wrote:

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Went there one day with me nan, went the shop with me auntie Mary she asked me what I wanted I said a topic, she just ignored me and got me a 1 pence sweet, I was fumin 

You asked for a "Topic" ? Yer flash Cow ! .Next you'll want proper paper to wipe yer bum .

could be worse woof, remember Izal 



however, the wigan borough council hail this product as the means to end dockleaf and nettle use to wipe the populations arse

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:09 pm

even the trains are late in wigan, if they have any

by Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:28 pm

wigan fc's half time food

by Woollyback » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:34 pm

wigan

no wonder they're so , they had to learn footy down the local leisure centre: