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with all the talk about wigan, perhaps the littlewiganer will be happier here:



apparantly wigan were once famous for something 


post your pics ladies and gents

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look how enthusiatic these carnival goers look , looks a real deal in wigan on carnival day

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its carnival day in wigan and our moderators check the littlewiganer out, looking to dish out a banning order

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party time at an open air disco in wigan


she looks interesting, i reckon i know where the pies have gone

are folk from wigan called woollyback  (see above)

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When in Wigan remember to try their Jacket Potato's



 

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Learn Wiganese! Some local phrases and sayings in the Wigan dialect, see how many you can work out. For the translation, hover your mouse over the word or phrase.

Izziterzerizziteez?   
Does it belong to her or does it belong to him?
Ah wur fair clemm't   
I was rather hungry
Gerreminagen!   
Landlord, please replenish our glasses!
Ee's peed aw is munny up waw   
He has spent all his money on beer
Sawreetferthee   
It is all right for you.
Eezertizzond   
He has hurt his hand.
Astbrowtitwithi?   
Have you brought it with you?
Izyedzawshapes   
He has a lumpy cranium.
Avaddabuttifermitay   
I have had a sandwich for my tea.
Art breighkin um in fer an 'orse   
Reference to large teeth.
Gulladowdlad!   
Well done, sir!
Wivgettengutspleep   
We have to go to sleep.
Aberragerralorravum   
I bet I get a lot of them.
Weeaffertguffertbuzz   
We must go now, our bus is due.
Astbinmenbin?   
Have the refuse collectors called yet?
Eeeyafflaff   
You have to laugh, don't you?
Izmiatonreet?   
Is my hat straight?
Izeeonneeturn?   
Is he working the night shift?
Narthenwoartdoin   
Now then - what are you doing.
Willy Eckerslike   
He will not.
Azzyettenworrizgetten?   
Has he eaten what he's got?
Art suppin bowt?   
Is your glass empty?
Eezgoowinwom   
He is going home.
Eenose nowt abartit   
He knows nothing about it.
Thar intit   
That isn't it.
Geeuzakisswillta?   
Would you give me a kiss?
Fotchmi a cheer   
Bring me a chair.
Avennyofyerennyonyer?   
Have any of you any on you? (of matches, money...)
Art cooertin?   
Are you seeing a member of the opposite sex?
Eegettenrunnoar   
He was hit by a vehicle.
And thanks to Jim Farrell for this one
 
Cont porr a ba agin a wa, yed it with thee yed and brast it?   
Can you kick a ball against a wall, head it with your head and burst it?
Thanks to Nik for sending in three more...
 
As mi grammer yewst fert say   
As my grandma used to say
Ast ad thi tay er dust wantsum?   
Have you had your tea or do you want some?
Tha mornt gerront buzz bart payin, tha mon gerra tikit an sit thi darn   
You musn’t get on the bus without paying, you must get a ticket and sit down
Thanks to John Harris for these three...
 
Gud lad 'er   
She's done well
Cont 'ear mi?   
Can you hear me?
Art treydin 'neet?   
Will you be courting a girl tonight?
Thanks to Neil Baxter for these funnies...
 
Bythekrystammaolteer!   
By the Christ I'm mault here! (under pressure)
Ifthadunntztopskrykinthallgerranuthurcrakinaminit!   
If you don't stop crying, you will get another smack in a minute
Wotswantfurtteeyafowertchippijuts?   
What do you want for tea, before the chippy shuts
Artkouwdcuzaconolluspurranuthurbarontfeyerthanuz?   
Are you cold because I can always put another bar on the fire for you
Woweegoowintdoonare?   
What are we going to do now?
Thaleskrappinereburritscheyp!   
Ale's not so good in here but it's cheap
Thakuntkatchklappinnabrothulthee!   
You couldn't catch clap in a brothel
Biyeckurzabonniyunintur?   
She's bonny, isn't she?
Contnotsyambizzyfurtminit!   
Can't you see, I am busy for the minute
Ambarntgoowonclubwimibak!   
I'm bound to go on the club with my back
Itfevversweelineer!   
It favours well in here
Thawanntunayrkutamfershemtbisinwithi!   
You need a haircut, I am ashamed to be seen with you
Idwerryanesturatsthatmun!   
He'd eat a nest of rats, that man!
Chipsunpeywetalavunaskfersumskratchinsalbeebutrintbred   
I'll have Chips and pea wet and ask for scratchins. I'll be buttering the bread
Alsithyafturttararfunar   
I'll see you later, bye for now
Purranatonifthargoowinartcuzitscouyd   
Put a hat on if you're going out because it is cold
Thanks to Alan Prior for...
 
amoniontheinthe   
how many of you are there
akepgooinmazi   
I keep going dizzy

 
they have a language all of their own

[woof woof !]

A queue forms outside the cinema



Rumour has it, this is about to open .

[Judge]

woof, ann summers in next door to ''BEAVERbrooks'', how odd, but apt

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Is it my eye's or does the sign on that pub say the "Mingers Arms" 

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Top and bottom lines on this sign give examples of early Wiganese language .

[wrighty (not mark!)]

Is it my eye's or does the sign on that pub say the "Mingers Arms" 

For a minute, I thought it said that woof!

[hawkmoon269]

A typical scene on a Saturday at the JJB

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shoot down boys (thats wigans fate)

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its carnival day in wigan and our moderators check the littlewiganer out, looking to dish out a banning order

caption: Prince Harry visits Wigan for the first time.

[hawkmoon269]

Wigan Waster’s Musical Shocker

Les, a useless no-hoper was amazed to find that a West End musical was being staged in celebration of his life.

‘Nobody wrote to tell me they’d done a musical about me’ he explained. ‘I only found out by chance on a work’s trip to London. There was this huge poster advertising my musical.’

‘I’ve always known that I was a bit special but never thought I’d get me name up in lights. Now I’d be able to have puffter mates and say luvvie words like darling, sweetie and absolutely!'

But Les’s celebrity aspirations were swiftly ended by his best mate Eddie.

‘That’s a musical about revolting Parisian peasants, and not revolting Wigan wasters’, he noted.

‘And anyway, your Miserable Les and not Les Miserables’ !