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Postby Judge » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:51 am

hello duncan, hows your brain for theme tunes etc :D
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Postby Garymac » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:54 am

For some reason ive had corry playing in my head since last night.............cant think why??!!
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:00 pm

Garymac wrote:
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lol that is class i have just almost pi.ssed myself laughing :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

i was gonna put it in JBG but it felt more approprite here, the anger in mikes face, Ken doesnt know whats coming though by the gormless look on his mug!

How come Ken went back with him before he took the punch? Possible dive for cash or a free pint in the rovers perhaps? :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:34 pm

Garymac wrote:For some reason ive had corry playing in my head since last night.............cant think why??!!

may need to do a double blind study on that one gary  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:11 am

*Unprovoked, Lando grabs Judge by the scrotum, swings him around in the air, then releases just in time to make the fecker collide with the ceiling fan in Albalal Indian takeaway. Upon contact, his already swollen nads are pummelled by the blunt fan blades for 17 minutes, until the dozy goyt realises his mini-skirt has caught on the switch, thereby suspending him awkwardly.
Once the law-man has thudded to the ground, Lando hops onto the delivery-guy's scooter, and runs over Judge's toes, wheel-spins on his face, then scarpers with the injured gimp's mango chutney.*

As an act of revenge, Judge re-words a post by Lando insinuating I'm a homosexual.

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Postby Garymac » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:35 am

Lando lets have a ol fashion fight, dont hit me to hard, im dead drunk!!!!111  :D  :laugh:  :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:49 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:*Unprovoked, Lando grabs Judge by the scrotum, :D

to do that you'd need two hands mate and a fucking good grip  :laugh:   :D

btw, your homosexual  :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:51 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'm a homosexual.

no re-wording necessary lando  :laugh:   :D   :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:47 am

*Lando's embarrasment is tempered only by his burning desire for revenge, and to look at naked ladies*.
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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:57 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:*Lando's embarrasment is tempered only by his burning desire for revenge, and to look at naked men*.

you need  :help

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:22 am

You'll need an ambulance if you carry on!
*Lando clutches an iron bar with intent.*

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Postby Judge » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:58 am

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judge steps forward, looking menacing and says ''your move creep'' :D

lando shits his pants and runs :p
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:44 am

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :cool: , Woof unexpectedly returns with something a bit more menacing than a stick .

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Postby Judge » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:45 am

woof woof ! wrote:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :cool: , Woof unexpectedly returns with something a bit more menacing than a stick .

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:D

just for a minute i couldnt see the picture woof
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Postby Judge » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:52 am

woof woof ! wrote:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :cool: , Woof unexpectedly returns with something a bit more menacing than a stick .

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:D

judge then realises that woof means business so morphs into something far stronger  :devil:

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beat that boy  :D
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