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[Judge]

i bitch slapped kelly brook for mesmerising me with her ample tads, and making me post something before i had time to think of its implications............anyway, i'm back from wiping my arse with said paper

[JBG]

i bitch slapped kelly brook for mesmerising me with her ample tads, and making me post something before i had time to think of its implications............anyway, i'm back from wiping my arse with said paper

Are you sure is your a.rse you are whiping with said parchment of the devil or is it another part of your anatomy within the proximate area?

(Given that Kelly is allegedly in it) 

[Judge]

thats classified information JBG , but you are very perceptive

[Garymac]

errr ok Gary, your scaring me now, your a bit too good at this - gulp, mate?

Lee i didnt know what to write so i went for full on Movie quote anger......Anyway any more lip out of yers and ill rip of ye balls and shove em up your a$$ so next time you take a sh!t, you sh!t all over your balls   

[Judge]

errr ok Gary, your scaring me now, your a bit too good at this - gulp, mate?

Lee i didnt know what to write so i went for full on Movie quote anger......Anyway any more lip out of yers and ill rip of ye balls and shove em up your a$$ so next time you take a sh!t, you sh!t all over your balls   

that is so ''TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE''

[Judge]

apparantly garymacs called duncan, and he's upset

so where are ya??

[Garymac]

I know every insult i say is a movie quote and if you dont shut up judge im gonna shove ye head so far up your own A$$ that you have to wear yourself as a hat.

Whats that off then?

[Judge]

actually heard that quote in a steve martin play i saw in 1989 in Bradford

[Garymac]

U sh!t how did you know, it was the stage version of Mannequin wasnt it!

Starring Steve martin, Farrah Fawcett and the late Basil Brush

[Judge]

mmm.....i think it was, but ive slept since then

[Roger Red Hat]

nice one judge, you big fat homo, going to watch a play - woose.

COME ON THEN!!

[Judge]

nice one judge, you big fat homo, going to watch a play - woose.

COME ON THEN!!

thats fighting talk where i come from 

[82-1074641017]

As this is the Barney Thread:

There Ya Go!

[112-1077774096]

you're fat and i'll throw you in the river

Ray Winstone- Love Honour and Obey

[Garymac]