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by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:31 pm

i bitch slapped kelly brook for mesmerising me with her ample tads, and making me post something before i had time to think of its implications............anyway, i'm back from wiping my arse with said paper

by **JBG** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:39 pm

Judge wrote:i bitch slapped kelly brook for mesmerising me with her ample tads, and making me post something before i had time to think of its implications............anyway, i'm back from wiping my arse with said paper

Are you sure is your a.rse you are whiping with said parchment of the devil or is it another part of your anatomy within the proximate area?

(Given that Kelly is allegedly in it)

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:41 pm

thats classified information JBG

, but you are very perceptive

by **Garymac** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:44 pm

Lee J wrote:errr ok Gary, your scaring me now, your a bit too good at this - gulp, mate?

Lee i didnt know what to write so i went for full on Movie quote anger......Anyway any more lip out of yers and ill rip of ye balls and shove em up your a$$ so next time you take a sh!t, you sh!t all over your balls :angry:

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:47 pm

Garymac wrote:
Lee J wrote:errr ok Gary, your scaring me now, your a bit too good at this - gulp, mate?

Lee i didnt know what to write so i went for full on Movie quote anger......Anyway any more lip out of yers and ill rip of ye balls and shove em up your a$$ so next time you take a sh!t, you sh!t all over your balls

that is so ''TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE''

:angry:

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:54 pm

apparantly garymacs called duncan, and he's upset

so where are ya??

by **Garymac** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:55 pm

I know every insult i say is a movie quote and if you dont shut up judge im gonna shove ye head so far up your own A$$ that you have to wear yourself as a hat.

Whats that off then?

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:57 pm

actually heard that quote in a steve martin play i saw in 1989 in Bradford

by **Garymac** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:00 pm

U sh!t how did you know, it was the stage version of Mannequin wasnt it!

Starring Steve martin, Farrah Fawcett and the late Basil Brush

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:02 pm

mmm.....i think it was, but ive slept since then

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:12 pm

nice one judge, you big fat homo, going to watch a play - woose.

COME ON THEN!!

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:29 pm

Lee J wrote:nice one judge, you big fat homo, going to watch a play - woose.

COME ON THEN!!

thats fighting talk where i come from :Oo:

by **82-1074641017** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:58 pm

As this is the Barney Thread:

There Ya Go!

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:12 pm

you're fat and i'll throw you in the river

Ray Winstone- Love Honour and Obey

by **Garymac** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:49 am

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