The barney thread. - Handbags at dawn.

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:40 am

This is the barney thread. A "Scrapper's Paradise" dedicated entirely to verbal b*tch-slaps, oral drop-kicks and literary knacker-crunching.
Should anyone get into an arguement and feel that a complete insult-fest is in order, then use this as a base for all your jibbering.
Feel free to bring weapons in here, which can be donoted by a * at either end.
For example:
*Lando batters Judge with a rather sturdy plant-pot, which you'd have expected to have broken by now, but has managed to stay intact.*

Or:

*Lando grabs the pliers from the north-facing wall in the "Great Chamber", and extracts Woof Woof's Canine's.*

I know some may rather take a shotgun to the wind up merchants, but although some comedy can be used, if you want to go to town on someone then feel free.

Let battle commence, you bunch of wooses!!!!!!!  :eyebrow  :D  :rasp  :shifty  :shifty
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:42 am

I invite anyone who supports Sh*tski/Scum/Bluesh*te to take out lifetime membership.
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Postby JBG » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:30 am

Are you startin', la? :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Postby andy_g » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:36 am

*andy_g selects an uzi for his trusty right hand, an old fashioned tommy gun for the left, takes aim not particularly carefully and mows down the whole feckin lot of ya in a few semi-controlled blasts*


game over  :nod
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:42 am

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:48 am

Peewee aims a rather fiesty curry f@rt at everyone as its better to get my retaliation in first, followed with a severe head holding to my armpit
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Postby Ola Mr Benitez » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:08 am

Ola Mr Benitez walks in flicks the V's, pulls tongues, shouts na na na na na and legs it!  :p
Our job is simple, to support the club, not just parts of the club that are easy to support, but every one who plays a part, that includes ALL players.  We are stronger when we are all walking in the same direction. Walk On
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:09 am

*Lee J whips out his 3-for-a-bob and CIGGY and Zarababe faint with shock*
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Postby Ola Mr Benitez » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:16 am

Lee J... they didn't faint.. they collapsed after laughin so much....
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:22 pm

el pimpmeister immerses himself in 80's nostalgia and presses the "smart bomb" button on his game of Defender and hey presto! you're all f*ckin space dust! :angry:

thread well and truly over :glare:
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Postby babu » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:29 pm

I will bitch slap all you mofo's
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Postby wrighty (not mark!) » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:39 pm

Anybody watch 'menace2society'?

'I SUCK YO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!'

Oh yea, barney thread, anybody wana fight!? I'll c ya down dom 1's and kick ya ed' in!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:52 pm

come on then if ya fink ya 'ard enuff.

I might be fik but I can lift heavy fings.
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Postby Garymac » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:01 pm

Ye gang of C*nts, Do ye wanna meet Stanley?  :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:21 pm

errr ok Gary, your scaring me now, your a bit too good at this - gulp, mate?
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