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by 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:01 pm

one of my friends went over to the dark side after taking an E, he was in a dodgy club called 'the back room' in Kuala Lumpur, i only aw him the next day about mid day and he had a lovebite on the back of his neck.

it took him two days to admit it could have been a ladyboy   

by Paul C » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:04 pm

LMFAO 

by 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:06 pm

i went up the river yesterday to another province, when i got off the boat i got in one of the rickshaw type things, basically it was on old guy with a push bike with the cart behind him.

he must have been about 70 and weigh about 8 stone, im 16 stone. he had to stand when he was pedalling and the sweat was p1ssing out of him, i kept telling him to go faster.

fair play though he managed to take me a mile before i got to where i was going   

by Woollyback » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:43 pm

fat cunt

by 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:57 pm

Woollyback wrote:fat cunt

oi

its all relaxed muscle   

by Woollyback » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:09 pm

peewee wrote:

Woollyback wrote:fat cunt

oi

its all relaxed muscle   

  except when there's ladyboys about when you tense up and try to look buff

by Judge » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:13 pm

peewee wrote:im 16 stone. 

bad news if your a short man, then you'll look like danny devito 

i topped the scales at 17 stones last week, but i'm tall and carry it well 

by 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:27 pm

im 6 ft and big shouldered, anyway my c0ck is two stone so that puts a bit of weight on   

by Judge » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:52 pm

peewee wrote:im 6 ft and big shouldered, anyway my c0ck is two stone so that puts a bit of weight on   

mines three stone  , lightweight 

by 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:33 pm

Judge wrote:

peewee wrote:im 6 ft and big shouldered, anyway my c0ck is two stone so that puts a bit of weight on   

mines three stone  , lightweight 

yeah but yors is attached to your head and they must ave weighed that as well

 

by adamnbarrett » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:38 pm

peewee wrote:the clue is in the word 'ladyboy'

another clue is what looks like a massive adam's apple 

by Woollyback » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:21 pm

by jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:37 pm

Right, give it five minutes and I'll show you the ladyboy picture I promised you, all the way from Thailand.

You can only see it from behind though, but you will still look twice I'll bet!!!!

by jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:44 pm

by 84-1106852058 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:47 pm

I am not that fussy looks good to me.