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by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:58 pm

It was a cold dark Halloween night..... The moon was full and the air was still....... a black hurse was driving slowly up a steep hill when all of a sudden the back doors flew open and the casket slid our and headed down the hill at speed..... it went through 3 red lights, straight across at the roundabout, it sped into a supermarket carpark and smashed straight through the Lloyds 24hrs pharmacy window and the lid flew open and the body sat upright and said..................

.....................got anything to stop me coffin'?

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:24 pm

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:00 pm

Frightening eh?

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:33 pm

Lee J wrote:

Frightening eh?

Do you know my mother-in-law too?

by **andy_g** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:51 pm

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:05 pm

ahhh andy_g, make it go away................

............boo hoo hooooooooo

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:31 pm

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:31 pm

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:32 pm

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:33 pm

ouch!

by **Paul C** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:54 am

hawkmoon269 wrote:ouch!

I don't know your mother in law but I know thats your missus!!

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:06 am

hawkmoon269 wrote:

At least my wife can diet - How much would it take to correct your wife's problems!

by **RUSHIE#9** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:09 am

Who got their hands on the Neville family album??

Come on Hands up

by **RUSHIE#9** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:11 am

hawkmoon269 wrote:ouch!

At least we know how peter crouch got so tall; he was stretched beyond all recognition when he was pulled out from under there.

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:12 am

RUSHIE#9 wrote:Who got their hands on the Neville family album??
Come on Hands up

Sorry.........

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