...have him at Liverpool?
He's been sent off tonight because of his temperament. He's a moronic thug who's played for Neverton and ManUre, but he's one of the best strikers in the Premiership. Our strikers are good, but what would convince you to accept him at Liverpool? Would he have to beg? Get an LFC tattoo? Punch Fergie in the mush? Go out with Kelly Dalglish?
(It's been really quiet on here recently, so why not stir things up?)