LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:Hovis brown (med cut) and Bertolli spread(good choice ACE, gotta love the italians), either Nutella or raspberry jam (from marks & sparks) depending on my mood!!!
And NO G-Mac, I dont dip my toast in tea before you ask![]()
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jonnymac1979 wrote:I have my toast butterless.
In work, I go to the same cafe every morning (mostly because the girl who works there is as fit as you like!!!) because they do a mean sausage on toast with red sauce.
Only thing is, I have a phobia of butter or margarine. I can't even look at the yellow Satan produce. It makes me want to vomit on the spot, and as for smelling the shit.....
It goes back to when I was a child on a school trip to the Garden Festival on the Wirral, I was about five or six years old, some sandwiches were made by all our Mum's, some sandwiches were switched, some other kid got my 'dry' butties and I was left with buttered sandwiches which my fucking sadistic teacher made me eat. She didn't listen to my protests that I couldn't eat them. Nobody listened to my complaints that I couldn't fathom this yellow shit on my bread, nobody would listen, everybody was looking at me as if I was the weird one, who wouldn't eat his lunch, I swear, it makes my stomach turn. The bitch made me eat the butties until they had all gone.
I am baulking as I type this now just thinking about it.
Who the fuck invented butter? Give me five minutes with the bastard and he'll wish he'd never have invented the stuff.....
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