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by **The Ace1983** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:09 pm

Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

by **JBG** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:13 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

Kitten? I heard it was a puppy.

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:18 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

by **andy_g** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:18 pm

JBG wrote:
The Ace1983 wrote:Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

Kitten? I heard it was a puppy.

it must be a puppy because you'd have to masturbate 9 times to kill a kitten.

by **neil** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:24 pm

Dalglish wrote:Some people make you wonder if their stupid or simply misunderstood, then they open their mouths and remove all doubt

That should read "It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt" class

by **Gaffa** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:24 am

Noone knocks off a old man in my neighbourhood and gets away with it

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:22 am

andy_g wrote:
JBG wrote:
The Ace1983 wrote:Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.

Kitten? I heard it was a puppy.

it must be a puppy because you'd have to masturbate 9 times to kill a kitten.

Fack me, no wonder theres a shortage of kittens round my way!!!!! :eyebrow

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:48 am

you have nothing to say and you are saying it too loud

by **wee_boi888** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:45 am

Think about this one - it's prob my favourite quote:

"Reality is a momentary dream, but a dream is a reality for eternity" - Edgar Allen Poe

And this one is from a real schovanist

:

"The greatest happiness is
to vanquish your enemies,
to chase them before you,
to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them
bathed in tears, to clasp to
your bosom their wives
and daughters"
-GENGHIS KHAN

by **IstanBuL-FenerBaHce** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:11 am

marv: give me a goddamn name

priest:there's a farm at north cross and lennox. it's all there. and while you're at it, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for.

[marv shoots the priest]

marv: worth dying for.

[shoots him again]

marv:worth killing for.

[shoots him again]

marv:worth going to hell for...amen.

(Sincity the movie) :bowdown

by **woof woof !** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:25 am

soldier "Sir ! this is Charlie's beach "

Colonel Kilgore " CHARLIE DON'T SURF ! "

from Apocalypse Now .(charlie btw =the viet cong)

by **76-1115222408** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:35 pm

Both are from Pulp Fiction:

* The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

*Vincent [to Marvin] Why the :censored:

didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, :censored:

! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, :censored:

. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to :censored:

him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to :censored:

him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be :censored:

by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:43 am

Seldom is the last of anything better than the first.

by **76-1115222408** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:46 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Seldom is the last of anything better than the first.

Yea that is so true, especially when talking about drink/weed etc;!!

by **76-1115222408** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:34 am

Dont keep your mind so open that your brain falls out, nor so closed that it has no room to grow!

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