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by **84-1106852058** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:52 am

Q Why do women stretch when they get out of bed.

A Because they havent got balls to scratch.

by **andy_g** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:38 pm

they can scratch mine...

by **zarababe** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:03 pm

Woollyback wrote:Q: do women really have orgasms?

.. of course they do.. :;):

by **76-1115222408** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:23 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:Women are evil lad. Snakes with ti.ts.

They are all the same, they just have different names.

So So True......... :bowdown

by **Starbridge42** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:24 am

Q. Why shouldnt women drive??

A. Because there's no roads between the laundry and the kitchen!

Q. What does it mean if a woman leaves the kitchen??

A. The chain was too long!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:54 am

why do women spend 8 hours buying new shoes, then buy the one pair that doesnt match with anything, so spend 8 more hours buying clothes to go with it. only to find something that they need even newer shoes for?!?!?!?!

madness!!!!

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:51 pm

dawson99 wrote:madness!!!!

dawson, you cant use the word ''madness'' in the same post as women.

reason: madness was a quality group from the eightiesn thats why

oh, and good morning/afternoon also

by **Gaffa** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:05 pm

Honestly the jokes about the kitchen are just so tired now, men lack common sense thats why we argue to get it through that hollow head of yours. You know nothing other then Beer, Sex and Beer and Sex....

by **84-1106852058** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:26 am

Gaffa wrote:You know nothing other then Beer, Sex and Beer and Sex....

What else do you need to know :rasp

by **babu** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:20 am

I beleive the trouble is 'most' of the fairer sex don't say what they mean at the time.

man: what's wrong? woman: oh, nothing. (said to avoid argument, but by no means forgotten)

2 weeks later you are finally told what's wrong and abused for not doing anything about. Most women i know do not confront small issue's that trouble them in relationships at the time it troubles them. I think because individually these issues appear not significant, but they build up and can burst or be used as ammo in a totally unrelated arguement.

Then again i could be totally wrong and have no understanding of the female pysche.

by **LFC #1** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:21 am

Gaffa wrote: Honestly the jokes about the kitchen are just so tired now, men lack common sense thats why we argue to get it through that hollow head of yours. You know nothing other then Beer, Sex and Beer and Sex....

That is a ridiculous claim, we know about Football as well.

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:15 am

babu wrote:I beleive the trouble is 'most' of the fairer sex don't say what they mean at the time.

man: what's wrong? woman: oh, nothing. (said to avoid argument, but by no means forgotten)

2 weeks later you are finally told what's wrong and abused for not doing anything about. Most women i know do not confront small issue's that trouble them in relationships at the time it troubles them. I think because individually these issues appear not significant, but they build up and can burst or be used as ammo in a totally unrelated arguement.

Then again i could be totally wrong and have no understanding of the female pysche.

your right babu :bowdown

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:28 am

babu wrote:I beleive the trouble is 'most' of the fairer sex don't say what they mean at the time.

man: what's wrong? woman: oh, nothing. (said to avoid argument, but by no means forgotten)

2 weeks later you are finally told what's wrong and abused for not doing anything about. Most women i know do not confront small issue's that trouble them in relationships at the time it troubles them. I think because individually these issues appear not significant, but they build up and can burst or be used as ammo in a totally unrelated arguement.

Then again i could be totally wrong and have no understanding of the female pysche.

Spot on babu, that's the trouble with my bird also.
I try to tell her that man are veeeeeeery simple and straight-thinking, and that she should tell me when something's wrong.

Now I know her that well that by the look on her face I see something's wrong and after 20 times asking "What's wrong" she finally tells me

WOMEN

PS. Can somebody guide to me a some woman handling instruction course, sometimes it would come in handy :laugh:

by **Gaffa** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:37 pm

The Red Baron wrote:
Gaffa wrote:You know nothing other then Beer, Sex and Beer and Sex....

What else do you need to know

haha ofcourse, you wouldnt want to worry yourself with things that doesnt give you pleasure ...

by **Gaffa** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:38 pm

LFC #1 wrote:
Gaffa wrote:??? Honestly the jokes about the kitchen are just so tired now, men lack common sense thats why we argue to get it through that hollow head of yours. You know nothing other then Beer, Sex and Beer and Sex....

That is a ridiculous claim, we know about Football as well.

just about

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