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Pablo_Escobar wrote:One of most happy days of my life.

I'm quiting my dead-beat job, just got today acquired by one of major spe'rm banks Damn, it feels good, now i can have a dead-end knob

i knew you were a wan'ker 

Woollyback wrote:you could have a knob-jousting tournament to settle it

Yeah Wooly, 2 guys dressed in knights armours jousting with nobs

Shhhhhhhh, we'll only attract RAFLad36, and he'll get exicted by these posts

Pablo_Escobar wrote:One-man joust it'll be
Chicken-sh*t

being a pole, you'll be jousting your pole on your own, whilst intermittently polishing it.

so pole, joust yer pole, & polish it   

poland, is that where they make toilets??  , anyway, why dont they call you lot ''PO's'' 

The Return of the Judge wrote:poland, is that where they make toilets??  , anyway, why dont they call you lot ''PO's'' 

So what, we make royal toilets, and from now on when You'll take a dump You'll be thinking about my homeland

I know I'm gonna get slated for this, but it's better to live in POland than i yUcKland

The Return of the Judge wrote:if you translated you yearly salary over here, you'd be on about £500 per annum

I'm on about 4.500 quid per annum, which in Polish terms is rather high, and I'm only a year after finishing my Uni, so it can get only better

The Return of the Judge wrote:thats a YTS salary

anyone on here remember the YTS scheme

Judge, maybe it's a YTS salary (I've checked what it is ) but there are many differences in wages accross the EU.
I'm happy with mine currently.

Woollyback wrote:judge you might laugh but i bet he'll be able to buy a house for about 10k and, more importantly, i bet beer's about 20p a pint!! 

a pint circa 30p
0,5 vodka circa 3,25 quid
nice 2 room flat in center of town circa 12k quid

My salary is good enough for me