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Postby andy_g » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:11 pm

women cause earthquakes

One of those incredibly wise islamic clerics has discovered the cause of earthquakes - it's womens' fault, of course!!

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

i wouldn't be surprised if some icelandic girls refusing to shave their legs and buy cushions wasn't the reason for the eruption of that unpronounceable volcano.
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Postby red37 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:17 pm

There's a few woman traipsing lethargically round Wigan with backsides-in-tow, that would cause a f*cking Polar shift!  Never mind a localized seizmic event...  :shifty
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:43 pm

I might be incorrect in this assumption ,but didn't Jordan recently have an enema in Iceland  ??? Lets be honest you cant drop that much sh*te without there being repercussions
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:20 pm

When I'm with a woman the earth always moves :;):
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Postby bunglemark2 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:27 pm

dawson99 wrote:When I'm with a woman the earth always moves :;):

You're confusing relative movement there, mate....Isn't it more like her telling you to "F*&k Off !" ?

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Postby dawson99 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:30 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:When I'm with a woman the earth always moves :;):

You're confusing relative movement there, mate....Isn't it more like her telling you to "F*&k Off !" ?

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only when she regains conciousness  :kungfu:
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Postby bunglemark2 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:30 pm

dawson99 wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:When I'm with a woman the earth always moves :;):

You're confusing relative movement there, mate....Isn't it more like her telling you to "F*&k Off !" ?

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only when she regains conciousness  :kungfu:

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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:26 am

dawson99 wrote:When I'm with a woman the earth always moves :;):

stomping around and she's quick to leave would cause that  :p
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