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by **Ciggy** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:43 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:
taff wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:I had more problems with a bus yesterday, felt like chinning the driver, but it's nothing compared to your sorry tale lad.......

What is it with you and buses

I fu*king HATE them.

And I have to rely on them to get to work.

Jonny and the buses again class

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:46 am

If she lets you explain, you need to say sorry, and say that you do like her but didn't want to say it cos you are shy!!! If she likes you, and isn't a cow, she'll at least pity you. This is a safe haven.(Better than a kick in the nads, anyway!!!):D

by **Woollyback** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:33 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just gerron the bus with another bird that will p.iss her right off if she fancies ya

Classic, brutal yet effective advice from our resident heartbreaker...

Rafa just give it up as a bad job, she thinks you're a stalker and won't walk past bushes or in unlit areas any more, in fact you've ruined her life and left her psychologically scarred for life

And you expect her to ring you?

Only jokin mate :;):

Just ask her out the next time you see her but don't stalk her everywhere trying to find the perfect moment. If she says no then it's a bummer but at least you'll know, in which case Dr Woolly prescribes 12 bottles of White Lightning and a drunken rummage through the local bike's pants :buttrock

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:49 am

Woollyback wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just gerron the bus with another bird that will p.iss her right off if she fancies ya

Classic, brutal yet effective advice from our resident heartbreaker...

Its true tho, when a girl plays hard to get, if you see the fella with another girl it p.isses you off and your plan didnt work :angry:

by **hawkmoon269** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:15 am

Woollyback wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just gerron the bus with another bird that will p.iss her right off if she fancies ya

Classic, brutal yet effective advice from our resident heartbreaker...

Rafa just give it up as a bad job, she thinks you're a stalker and won't walk past bushes or in unlit areas any more, in fact you've ruined her life and left her psychologically scarred for life

And you expect her to ring you?

Only jokin mate Just ask her out the next time you see her but don't stalk her everywhere trying to find the perfect moment. If she says no then it's a bummer but at least you'll know, in which case Dr Woolly prescribes 12 bottles of White Lightning and a drunken rummage through the local bike's pants

Woolly, can you not let him hire one of your "ladies" so he can get some experience?

by **112-1077774096** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:57 am

i just found this picture of jonnymac, i think may have found jonnymacs problem with buses

by **Woollyback** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:17 am

hawkmoon269 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just gerron the bus with another bird that will p.iss her right off if she fancies ya

Classic, brutal yet effective advice from our resident heartbreaker...

Rafa just give it up as a bad job, she thinks you're a stalker and won't walk past bushes or in unlit areas any more, in fact you've ruined her life and left her psychologically scarred for life

And you expect her to ring you?

Only jokin mate Just ask her out the next time you see her but don't stalk her everywhere trying to find the perfect moment. If she says no then it's a bummer but at least you'll know, in which case Dr Woolly prescribes 12 bottles of White Lightning and a drunken rummage through the local bike's pants

Woolly, can you not let him hire one of your "ladies" so he can get some experience?

Yeah it's about time I made some money out of Zara :pirate

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:30 am

peewee wrote:i just found this picture of jonnymac, i think may have found jonnymacs problem with buses

Blakey, that's not me mate, too good looking!!!!!

It's mad, you actually think of people by what their avatars say on this site. I look fu*k all like Sid James, and I'm not ginger either, at the moment, I've got long hair (unfortunately a little bit like Harry Kewell's WITHOUT the hair band) and a five day growth. I'm off work for a week you see. I don't normally walk round like a tramp.

But as for the bus the other day, I'd forgotten about that until I just saw CGGY's post. Fuc*ing arrogant bus driver wouldn't let me on his bus. I'd had a really good day up until then as well.

For what it's worth, if someone Bluetoothed me, I'd give them the finger. Sorry young man, there are better ways to get a girls attention.

by **Woollyback** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:33 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:It's mad, you actually think of people by what their avatars say on this site.

Ridiculous isn't it, how anyone could picture me as a hat-wearing, talking cat is beyond me

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:34 am

by **112-1077774096** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:41 am

i agree, if u look at the picture of me below i look f*ck all like my avatar

by **LFC #1** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:53 am

by **LFC #1** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:14 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:It's mad, you actually think of people by what their avatars say on this site.

yep, for exmaple, Lee J has had hos avatar for so long I envisage him as this angry Graeme Souness look a like.

by **84-1106852058** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:22 am

Rafa, you have read all the advice now look at this option.

Remember she gave you the finger.

Just cooly stroll up to her and butt her on the nose.You will find you dont fancy her with a broken nose and two black eyes.Your broken heart will be mended and you wont see her anymore,as she will run a mile when she sees you coming. :eyebrow

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:27 am

she gave u one finger, ask if she wants one back

or maybe 3

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