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by **Ciggy** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:40 am

dawson99 wrote:she gave u one finger, ask if she wants one back
or maybe 3

naughty dawsonio :devil:

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:44 am

cisse, im in one of those silly moods
finishing early today, going home, cooking dinenr, inviting sis round.. then tomorrow off so gonna play golf

the worls i looking nice today

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:46 am

yer but why the 3 fingers

to compensate for something small

by **stmichael** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:51 am

this thread is a disgrace :angry:

still funny as f#ck though

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:57 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:yer but why the 3 fingers to compensate for something small

y 3?
well, a fist is too much and 2 just doesnt work

this is getting very rude, im awaiting first warning

plus, compensation? poems have been written about my.... big massive poems about the might and strentgh LOL

(i swear im not drunk)

by **taff** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:41 pm

The Red Baron wrote:Rafa, you have read all the advice now look at this option.

Remember she gave you the finger.

Just cooly stroll up to her and butt her on the nose.You will find you dont fancy her with a broken nose and two black eyes.Your broken heart will be mended and you wont see her anymore,as she will run a mile when she sees you coming.

At last some sensible advice

In fact great advice as it applies to Rafa and JMac with his bus problem

Or, does spikey hair suit you, maybe thats the problem. Get a wig and bluetooth her, if she smiles its your hair. But if she gives you the finger well well theres something about you that just puts women off.

And with a wig you could go announce to the bus that your twin brother, the one with daft spikey hair rides about town all day bl;uetoothing his number and if he has offended anybody then I apologise on his behalf. This will gain her trust and she will admire you for your honesty and commitment to your family

Then after you give her one remove the wig give her the finger and walk out :cool:

by **LFC #1** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:42 pm

by **Honolulu Bob** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:16 pm

Wise words indeed Monkey! :cool:

I reckon you should bluetooth her a picture of your schlong Rafa.
Here's the clever part tho.....draw a smiley face on your bellend in felt tip so she knows that your just having a laugh and not some sleazy perverted freak!! :idea

Trust me she'll love it and it'll be a great story to tell your grandchildren when they ask how you first met....ahhhhhh bless! :love:

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:20 pm

Honolulu Bob wrote:
Wise words indeed Monkey!

I reckon you should bluetooth her a picture of your schlong Rafa.
Here's the clever part tho.....draw a smiley face on your bellend in felt tip so she knows that your just having a laugh and not some sleazy perverted freak!!
Trust me she'll love it and it'll be a great story to tell your grandchildren when they ask how you first met....ahhhhhh bless!

bobs not lying... that is actually how my grandparents met!!

by **Honolulu Bob** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:27 pm

See it's a proven success!! :cool:

by **taff** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:06 pm

Wise words from the solomon of the forum

:pirate

And you could put a wig on your schlong, imagine the laughter with your grandchildren :laugh:

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Wed May 18, 2005 6:05 pm

heck she just walked right past my class room this morning, and its not on the road to anywhere so it seems like she was lookin 4 me? my last day of school on friday, end of year11!! im gettin :censored:

. shes in year 10 btw...

by **84-1106852058** » Wed May 18, 2005 6:10 pm

Maybe to slap your face. :rasp

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:16 pm

RAFABENITEZ wrote: heck she just walked right past my class room this morning, and its not on the road to anywhere so it seems like she was lookin 4 me? my last day of school on friday, end of year11!! im gettin . shes in year 10 btw...

Aaah the youth days

Damn how was it everything so complicated back then ??

RAFABENITEZ - lay off this bird, there are plenty of fish in the sea

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:18 pm

rafa lad plenty of time for girls when your older :eyebrow

enjoy your youth youll be sorry if you dont :;):

god wish I was still getting the eye from boys on buses :laugh:

that feels like yonks ago now

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