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by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 3:57 pm

DAY 4:

Sangy and Gaz are having a boxing match in the garden, Dom1 is the referee, Has and Cheesy are both having a nap(in separate beds).
Chinese Girl is dancing in the Living Room.

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:34 pm

DAY 4:
I will set all 10 housemates the chance to come up with a joke, whoever is the funniest will be spared eviction for the 1st week.

ALL 10 HOUSEMATES GET TO IT!

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:06 pm

DAY 4:

Has is fiddling with one of the cameras while Cheesecakery is cutting the cheese

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:06 pm

DAY 4:

Chinese Girl is still dancing, CheeseCakery is chucking shitty nappies at GreenRed and Big Al, Has is hanging around by himself in the toilet pretending to be Australian.

by **sangy** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:43 pm

gaz31 wrote:OH MY GOD THE GIMP GIRL SAGGY FLAPS WANTS TO SHOOT ME BUT I THOUGHT I HAD KILLED HER ,
MISERABLE BITCH DIE,
DONT CALL MY MATE BEAVER ...
YOU SACK OF MONKEY JISM....
AND BY THE WAY I DONT DISLIKE YOU BIG AL !! URE JUST A t#s#er!!
WANK3R BOY...

Me Miserable? lmao says u, u stupid hobo bent bandar u dumbfuck ur the tw#t whose miserable and like i said i can say what i like, like im gonna listen to a f##ker like you! :angry:

Quite fond of sacks arent ya u mommy boy!

I believe ur the to$$er and not Al he aint a sad MF like you, Giznip a bit homphobic arent you? Scared ur camp ways might be a indication of you being Gay? oooohhhh

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:44 pm

DAY 4:

a bit of conflict kicks off in the house with Sangy and Gaz31

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:42 am

DAY 5:

Dom1 and Gaz31 are outside in the backgarden drinking beer and planning jokes to tell Beavis but as they know only 1 person this week will gain immunity from eviction while the other 9 will battle to survive.
Chinese Girl is still dancing in the living room whilst Has is in the toilet pretending to be Mexican and Cheesecakery is in the living room smoking a pipe.

by **leothelion** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:29 am

Dom1 wrote:LEO THE LION HAS NOW GONE FOUR DAYS WITHOUT A W*nk AND IS STARTING TO LOSE CONTROL!

HOW COULD YOU HAVE A W*nk IN HERE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION

by **leothelion** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:34 am

SPEAKING OF ***** I THOUGHT OF A JOKE FOR BIG BEAVIS
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the US study were incorrect. After three years of research and costs in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the German study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't trust the US or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research, several thousand volunteers and a cost of around $75, the Aussie study reached the final conclusion that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

OK OFF TO GO DANCING WITH CHINESE GIRL NOW

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:47 am

LOL, thats a good one to beat Leo!

Come on housemates(including you AL) get your jokes in!
The winner of this jokes camp is guaranteed a place in Week 2 of the Big Brother House!

by **leothelion** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:53 am

the return of beavis wrote:Come on housemates(including you AL) get your jokes in!
The winner of this jokes camp is guaranteed a place in Week 2 of the Big Brother House!

thought it was the big beavis house

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:57 am

leothelion wrote:thought it was the big beavis house

No it would be a bit big headed and as you know Leo I am a Level Headed Guy, It is the Big Brother House and I am Big Brother Beavis.

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:51 pm

DAY 5:

Leo looks very cool as he knows the other 9 contestants only have until midnight tonight to post a joke to be entered for immunity in the first week of voting and has he is the only one who has posted so far it could make him the winner.
Cheesecakery is still asleep in bed and Has is now pretending to be Chinese Girl and starts dancing with her

by **Dom1** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:02 pm

MY JOKE IS CHRIS PEO!! :laugh:

by **116-1065305004** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:03 pm

Dom1 wrote:MY JOKE IS CHRIS PEO!!

Quite a good one possible candidate for immunity. :laugh:

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