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by **leothelion** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:48 am

nY cHaNcE oF AnOtHeR bEeR HIC

by **greenred** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:58 am

Greenred is only pretending to be asleep and under the cover of darkness he makes a bid for freedom.He slips past his cider drinking housemates aiming for an escape over the roof.But as he reaches the door he trips over cheesecakes shitty nappy and smashes head first through the glass!!!! Big brother rules dont allow a doctor so greenreds bleeding head is covered in toilet paper by chinesegirl and sangy while the rest of the housemates carry on drinking cider.Greenred goes to bed dreaming of freedom and cursing cheesys nappy.

by **big al** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:22 pm

Dairy Room Entry

I'm not 46 I'm 37
I came in here to win but that gaz bloke keeps punching me I swear I think he fancies me otherwise why does he keep doing it. It reminds me of juvenile behaviour, actually it is juvenile behaviour, actully are yo sure he's over 18.

I asked dom1 his name and he went ballsitic he shouted are you trying to make a fool of me.

As for the rest of this seem nice enough except em well ah
there all 2 dimensional.

I miss the openess it so quiet a bit like the chatroom, everybody either asleep or drunk except for Dom 1 who can't drink alcohol.

I wanna thank Beavis father for the twix, thanks sailor.

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:34 pm

DAY 3:

The philipino spunk is going to Als brain again, he is having delusional thoughts of when he hasnt had to pay for anal sex

Al is still trying to come on to Gaz but with no success

by **big al** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:44 pm

I don't think I can stay in big brother. Ive just realised its all part of a fantasy world created by Beavis. He's trying to mask certain inadquacies in the trouser department. I keep telling him he's young and he'll grow but I think that I may infact be prolonging his fixations with Homosexual, sheep ***** and flights to the philipines. please every body don't encourage him the kid really does think he's funny. If we don't stop this now he'll be unable to talk without stuttering, infact he'll be like Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates unable to finish a sentence.

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:21 pm

big al wrote:I don't think I can stay in big brother. Ive just realised its all part of a fantasy world created by Beavis. He's trying to mask certain inadquacies in the trouser department. I keep telling him he's young and he'll grow but I think that I may infact be prolonging his fixations with Homosexual, sheep ***** and flights to the philipines. please every body don't encourage him the kid really does think he's funny. If we don't stop this now he'll be unable to talk without stuttering, infact he'll be like Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates unable to finish a sentence.

But people know I am funny Al thats the difference :laugh:

And as for your trouser department allegations at least I can see my knob Al

by **sangy** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:30 pm

yes that so hurt Gimp Gaznip as im only 2D as ya can see from me profile didnt hurt much jus creases!

ermm Big Beaver Brother can i hav a gun to shoot Gimp Gaznip he doin my ed in PINDU :angry:

Oh altho me is in Al Q according to Dom-1 so im sure i sneaked one in

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:36 pm

sangy wrote:yes that so hurt Gimp Gaznip as im only 2D as ya can see from me profile didnt hurt much jus creases!

ermm Big Beaver Brother can i hav a gun to shoot Gimp Gaznip he doin my ed in PINDU
Oh altho me is in Al Q according to Dom-1 so im sure i sneaked one in

Eh one thing Sag dont call me Beaver Ok?

by **sangy** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:42 pm

what the ell u want me to call u then

by **116-1065305004** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:43 pm

sangy wrote:what the ell u want me to call u then

Beavis will do fine :cool:

by **gaz31** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:12 am

OH MY GOD THE GIMP GIRL SAGGY FLAPS WANTS TO SHOOT ME BUT I THOUGHT I HAD KILLED HER ,
MISERABLE BITCH DIE,
DONT CALL MY MATE BEAVER ...
YOU SACK OF MONKEY JISM....
AND BY THE WAY I DONT DISLIKE YOU BIG AL !! URE JUST A t#s#er!!
WANK3R BOY...

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:23 am

DOM WAKES UP FROM A S**T NIGHTS SLEEP AND HAS A BRAINSTORM!!!

HE DECIDES TO GO ON A MISSION AROUND THE HOUSE TO SOLVE ALL OF THE ARGUMENTS AND DISAGREEMENTS THAT THE PEEPS ARE HAVING........................

HE STARTS WITH LEO THE LION AND HIS 'SO CALLED' DRINKING PROBLEM............................BUT ENDS UP JOINING IN AND F*CKING OF THE BRAINSTORM (im lazy like that)

Big Al IS TAKING HIS 32nd S**T OF THE WEEK
WHILE HAS, SANGY AND GREENRED ARE STILL SLEEPING!! BUT AS HAS SNORES HE HAS BEEN THREW INTO THE CHICKEN PEN TO SLEEP WITH THEM...............AND STRANGELY HE DOESN'T MIND!!

CHEESEY IS SNIFFING GAZ UNDERPANTS AND GAZ IS LYING IN HIS OWN VOMIT AFTER LAST NIGHTS DRINKING BINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Dom1

P.S. WHAT THE F*CK IS THE DAIRY ROOM AL IS THAT WERE WE GO TO GET OUR MILK.....................I HATE MILK!!!

U DUMB F*CK!!!

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:03 am

LEO THE LION HAS NOW GONE FOUR DAYS WITHOUT A W*nk AND IS STARTING TO LOSE CONTROL!

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:04 am

SUPERSUB HAS LOST TOTAL CONTROL OF THE GROUP AND HAS STARTED TO BAN IMAGINARY MEMBERS, AND HAS ALREADY TRIED TO DELETE THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID ON HIS IMAGINARY COMPUTER!!!!

by **116-1065305004** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:52 pm

Al is tugging himself over Cheesy in the shower, Big Brother provides the boys with padlocks for their boxies just incase Al is feeling frisky when they are asleep

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