Is it just me, or did Mellors goal celebrations have a touch of the David Pleats about them? (for younger people,when he was at luton they secured their place in the top division on the last weekend of the season, prompting a bizarre, running banshee like celebration from the rosy-cheeked plotter, similar to what your dad would do if he won the lottery).
Now I know many would say it doesn't matter. But, compare and contrast Mellors raving dervish to Igors casual shrug after he had just buried a 20 yarder against Fulham. One says, "feck me it's gone in!", the other says "yeh, AND?".
I reckon if I was a striker or apprentice goal-getter, I'd work on my signature celebration in advance so as to avoid anything too embarassing. Less is more as anyone who has seen their Dad dancing at a wedding would testify. Tone it down mate, play it cool. One finger in the air and running off at full pace, that should do the trick.