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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:43 pm

thanks to yahoo office attachments :)

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour
2/ Understand a film plot
3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4/ Lift
5/ Throw
6/ Run
7/ Park
8/ Read a map
9/ Rob a bank
10/ Sit still
11/ Tell a joke
12/ Play pool
13/ Pay for dinner
14/ Eat a kebab while walking
15/ Argue without shouting
16/ Get told off without crying
17/ Understand fruit machines
18/ Walk past a shoe shop
19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
23/ Drink a pint gracefully
24/ Get a round in
25/ Throw a punch
26/ Do magic
27/ Like your friends
28/ Eat a real hot curry
29/ Get to the point
30/ Buy plain envelopes
31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34/ Avoid credit card debt
35/ Dive into a pool
36/ Assemble furniture
37/ Set a video recorder
38/ Not try change you
39/ Watch a war film
40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
41/ Spend a day by themselves
42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44/ Choose a video quickly
45/ Fart
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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Postby Paul C » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:53 pm

dawson99 wrote:thanks to yahoo office attachments :)

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour
2/ Understand a film plot
3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4/ Lift
5/ Throw
6/ Run
7/ Park
8/ Read a map
9/ Rob a bank
10/ Sit still
11/ Tell a joke
12/ Play pool
13/ Pay for dinner
14/ Eat a kebab while walking
15/ Argue without shouting
16/ Get told off without crying
17/ Understand fruit machines
18/ Walk past a shoe shop
19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
23/ Drink a pint gracefully
24/ Get a round in
25/ Throw a punch
26/ Do magic
27/ Like your friends
28/ Eat a real hot curry
29/ Get to the point
30/ Buy plain envelopes
31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34/ Avoid credit card debt
35/ Dive into a pool
36/ Assemble furniture
37/ Set a video recorder
38/ Not try change you
39/ Watch a war film
40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
41/ Spend a day by themselves
42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44/ Choose a video quickly
45/ Fart
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

lmao, f**kin classic *thumbs up from Paul*

I'm not sexist but that pure comedy!!
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:04 am

:glare:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby JBG » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:12 am

:D
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Postby zarababe » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:19 am

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THE BRENDAN REVOLUTION IS UPON US !

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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:20 am

:glare:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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Postby JBG » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:22 am

:upside:
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Postby the great one » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:23 am

:D
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Postby JBG » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:24 am

:laugh:
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Postby LFC #1 » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:25 am

:O ???
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:25 am

:angry:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011

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Postby JBG » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:25 am

No offence Lynds and Zara but the "Sit in a room and say I'm cold" is sooooooooo true!  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:38 am

:D im only messin anyway  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:38 am

Half is true  :D
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Postby gaz31 » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:28 am

you aught to qualify for a gotcha award for that beating!! lol
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