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by **The Good Yank** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:23 am

ethanr wrote:After the Stoke game I feel I should be on suicide watch

I'd refer you to my first post in this thread. Party hard and F.ck anything that moves, Lost girlfriends are one thing, but having your team lose is much much worse.

by **RedSi35** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:35 am

Its the toughest choice.

What would you prefer?

3 points and CL qualification or your girlfriend back ?

Our season now rests with ethan

No pressure pal :laugh:

by **Greavesie** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:15 am

RedSi35 wrote:Its the toughest choice.

What would you prefer?

3 points and CL qualification or your girlfriend back ?

Our season now rests with ethan

No pressure pal

its not a hard choice at all. Liverpool every single time. If the girlfriend doesn't understand that then she can jump

by **Woollyback** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:32 am

Igor Zidane wrote:
ethanr wrote::oops:

Not quite Igor. Ya Greav and Yank, I kinda figured I get responses like this.

To be honest part of the reason I was so sad was because I didn't want to lose the relationship I had with her family. They've helped me out a lot and have always been like a second family, and I feel it's important to keep in touch with them regardless.

And clearly I'm not as confident as you lot... Not really the type to just jump on my feet and try to bang anything that moves

Awe shucks ethan . It's obvious that you think very highly of the mother and i think it would be best all round if you just invited her round to yours . Give her a shed load of jack Daniels to drink , bum the f.uck out of her back door whilst filming it . Send the film to your ex and see if she still wants to be friends , if she does she a friend worth having . It's for the best ,honest .

Yours truly

Igor kyle.

you, sir, are gettin a suepees breakfast outta me next time i'm over in liverpool :buttrock

by **ethanr** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:06 am

Greavesie wrote:
RedSi35 wrote:Its the toughest choice.

What would you prefer?

3 points and CL qualification or your girlfriend back ?

Our season now rests with ethan

No pressure pal

its not a hard choice at all. Liverpool every single time. If the girlfriend doesn't understand that then she can jump

I made that very clear, a very long time ago.

I got a Liverpool tat on my chest. Did I get her tatted on my chest? Her initials? A symbol representing her? Fook no.

Goes to show LFC is the only thing you can depend on in life.

by **The Good Yank** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:28 am

ethanr wrote:
Greavesie wrote:
RedSi35 wrote:Its the toughest choice.

What would you prefer?

3 points and CL qualification or your girlfriend back ?

Our season now rests with ethan

No pressure pal

its not a hard choice at all. Liverpool every single time. If the girlfriend doesn't understand that then she can jump

I made that very clear, a very long time ago.

I got a Liverpool tat on my chest. Did I get her tatted on my chest? Her initials? A symbol representing her? Fook no.

Goes to show LFC is the only thing you can depend on in life.

Ease up bro. One thing I hope you can take out of the first couple of pages of the responses in this thread (although sarcastic and meant in good humor) It's all a sign of one thing. We've all been through it mate, but we've all also gotten along in our own ways over the years. You don't end up naked in front of a computer at 80 yanking it just by chance.

That's where the humor comes from. If you can't laugh at yourself, than who can you laugh at.

I know it sucks right now, but trust me (and all of us) as time goes by it'll get easier.

The thing is right now, you are probably thinking that nobody has ever felt the way that you are right now. But Dude. We have, and that's why we've said what we've said.

Alot of us have much more going on in our lives now and it leads to the responses we made early on. We've been there, and have all gone on to lead happy lives. Except for Benny The Noon,

by **metalhead** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:41 am

Bloody Americans and their relationship problems, why can't you be more like Arabs marry at the age of 18 and have 12 kids

Relationship solved :laugh:

by **Kharhaz** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:52 am

metalhead wrote:Bloody Americans and their relationship problems, why can't you be more like Arabs marry at the age of 18 and have 12 kids

Relationship solved

I thought Arabs got married at 12 and had 18 wives !?

by **metalhead** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:00 pm

Oi!

That's also true but only 4 wives

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:58 pm

why anyone would wants more than the 1 beats me. I always say to mine "no chance of me having an affair love, I've a job on my hands with you, why would I want another?"

by **Reg** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:33 am

I know a guy in the UK with a wife and family with a girlfriend living in an apartment he bought her in Indonesia and another girl in Shanghai. To me thats hell on earth.

by **Kenny Kan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:37 am

Reg wrote:I know a guy in the UK with a wife and family with a girlfriend living in an apartment he bought her in Indonesia and another girl in Shanghai. To me thats hell on earth.

If they're kept thousands of miles apart then surely it can't be too bad.

by **Kenny Kan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:38 am

We've been there, and have all gone on to lead happy lives. Except for Benny The Noon

Just seen this.

:laugh:

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