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by **Woollyback** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:11 am

hours and hours of furious masturbation

by **neil** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:19 am

Woollyback wrote:hours and hours of furious masturbation

can we just stick to the topic?

by **Greavesie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:23 am

Who wants to be Diedre?

by **Kenny Kan** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:19 am

Nothing he (I'm thinking it's you) can do.

Now that we know its you ethanr, do as Woolly says and go and play with yourself. Failing that knock back a few beers and some diazepan, then you'll feel really content and won't have a care in the world.

by **laza** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:57 am

Kenny Kan wrote:Now that we know its you ethanr

Yeah I thought that was gimme from the start

Just remember despite all the bawdy advice, a beastial rebound threesome of casual erotic pleasure to get your mind off her. May not seem such a good idea in the morning
Just ask Dawson

by **fivecups** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:14 am

Greavesie wrote:tell you what you have to do Ethan, go out, get p!ssed and get some other bird to sit on your face - sister is a great shout but don't embarass yourself.

Also, cut all ties with her, ex is ex for a reason, tell her to p!ss off

That's actually a good point - don't embarrass yourself dude, it'll not get her back and you'll regret it later, we've all done that when were hurting. Be cool, go mental, it'll pass.

3 billion fadgers in the word - 3 f'uckin BILLION!

by **Kenny Kan** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:14 am

Yeah I thought that was gimme from the start

doh.

by **woof woof !** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:17 am

ethanr wrote:They broke up in good terms, but he has no idea how to cope with it.

broke up in good terms usually = broke up on her terms.

She'll use you when and if she ever needs you, maybe that's what you're hoping for ?

Don't be a mug, tell her to :censored:

off and take a holiday in somewhere like Thailand or the Philippines, absolutely guarantee 100% that you'll forget about her within 48 hours.

by **The Good Yank** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:29 am

I may have to share a story in this thread soon. My wife and I always take the first week of school off to be around and make sure the kids are adjusting to being back at school. Of course this also means a few nights of doing some drinking when the kids have gone to bed. Well, at midnight she says, "Is there anything you want to do tomorrow night." I replied, "Yeah I've got a tee time at 10 and then Pat (My brother-In-Law) and I are going to AC (Atlantic City, New jersey) to play in a poker tournament."

She laughed and said "How do you come up with this stuff so quickly to make me laugh?"

"What do you mean? That's what I was planning to do." Not having a clue as to why her face went from amusement to vicious in 1.5 seconds.

"Well, I was thinking we could go out to a nice dinner and go out afterwards for our anniversary." Door Slams.

I think I'd better change my plans for tomorrow. I'm just hoping she doesn't remember the conversation.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:55 am

Good Yank - your in a whole heap of sh!t mate. Your hoping she forgets the conversation? she will never forget it and it will raise its head again in about 5 years when you have a cross word.

by **Kenny Kan** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:58 am

ethanr, get your @rse back in this thread and tell us whose advice you'd take, and also tell us how are you going at the moment after your split up. (poor s.od).

by **metalhead** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:29 am

I think we scared off ethanr

or he took my advice and went to Las Vegas :nod

by **Kenny Kan** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:00 am

metalhead wrote:I think we scared off ethanr

or he took my advice and went to Las Vegas

Poor s.od.

Come back ethanr, it's all in good taste/humour~

by **jacdaniel** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:03 am

Just laugh at the fact that your ex missus will probably have 27 cats and a few Adele records in 10 years time.

Unless she's a cracker. Then bang up a picture in the fit birds zone... sorted!

by **Greavesie** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:06 pm

Honestly I broke up with mine after 5 years last year, she just upped and left, just like that, predictably starting seeing some guy from uni which I predicted long before we finished. She was having it away with someone else quite clearly. All her family were sympathetic with me and I still have a good relationship with them to this day (obviously not that close, need to spare some dignity)

I started meeting old frineds again, going out and having a laugh, went to uni and done my masters which I'm about to finish. Hand on heart, Ive absolutely loved this year, I've had a cracker, she doesn't know what she's missin

ps I'd do her sister, and her ma for that matter

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