This brown car was going up the street with two cars behind him, all of a sudden this brown car slammed on the brakes for some reason, the two cars behind him almost crashed and a bus infront of him had to slam on because their was a car behind the bus.
I wondered what was going on, out of the brown car emerged a 5'10 fat man with two teeth approaching this van behind the two cars behind his car, then the van went into reverse and bombed about 90 mph back to its original destination.
The Fat Man was shouting,'Thats right you sh1tbag run, its alright giving sh1t when you are in your car'
Priceless

Roberts