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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:33 am

Seen the funniest thing today walking home from the gym.
This brown car was going up the street with two cars behind him, all of a sudden this brown car slammed on the brakes for some reason, the two cars behind him almost crashed and a bus infront of him had to slam on because their was a car behind the bus.
I wondered what was going on, out of the brown car emerged a 5'10 fat man with two teeth approaching this van behind the two cars behind his car, then the van went into reverse and bombed about 90 mph back to its original destination.
The Fat Man was shouting,'Thats right you sh1tbag run, its alright giving sh1t when you are in your car'
Priceless :D

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Postby greenred » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:52 am

Ive read that twice and i still dont get it ???
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Postby greenred » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:55 am

why did the bus have to brake if the brown car was behind it ???
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:55 am

greenred wrote:Ive read that twice and i still dont get it ???

Well basically the fella got out of his car to fill the fella in the van in, and the fella in the van shat his pants :D
Right end of OK! :D

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Postby greenred » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:56 am

why did the man in the brown car only have two teeth ???
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:02 am

greenred wrote:why did the man in the brown car only have two teeth ???

Probably never cleaned them through his childhood, or had them punched out or summit, i dont know him only seen him today, never been for a pint with him or that :D
This isnt a joke this really happened :angry:

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:08 am

greenred wrote:why did the bus have to brake if the brown car was behind it ???

The bus was INFRONT of him :D
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Postby greenred » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:11 am

Roberts wrote:Seen the funniest thing today walking home from the gym.
This brown car was going up the street with two cars behind him, all of a sudden this brown car slammed on the brakes for some reason, the two cars behind him almost crashed and a bus infront of him had to slam on because their was a car behind the bus.

ok,that clears it up :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:49 am

:D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:57 am

:D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:58 am

where's the pics roberts?
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Postby taff » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:08 am

More tales from Kirkby please

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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:11 am

ok, there are no good looking girls in kirby, apparantly
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:51 pm

taff wrote:More tales from Kirkby please

:)

Glad you like them Taff, there will be more from the 'Kirkby's Number One Son' soon as I find some pics of Kirkby Girls for Judge :)

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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:52 pm

hurry up i'm a blazing inferno of hormones :D :D
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