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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:26 pm

"I stuck my finger up a woodpeckers hole
the woodpecker said "god bless my soul
take it out ,take it out take it out
remove it ! "

Back with the shoppin',  nice girl that Tracey is to ,I said Taff says hello she gave me a lovely smile whilst mouthing the word "Phukov" you shoulda told me she was russian Taff    :)
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:31 pm

:D lol
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Postby taff » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:31 pm

Sorry Woof I forgot

Anyway Moscow  :cool:
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:36 pm

where's me faver beans and chianti, oh and the cigs?
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Postby stmichael » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:37 pm

judge wrote:where's me faver beans and chianti, oh and the cigs?

it's not fair judge. you can smoke and you don't even need a lighter. :(
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:37 pm

I removed my finger from the woodpeckers hole
the woodpecker said god bless my soul
put it back put it back put it back
insert it
:)

old muscovy follk song. :)
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Postby JBG » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:38 pm

He's not the only person who sounds like ol' Bob.
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:39 pm

judge wrote:where's me faver beans and chianti, oh and the cigs?

All on the way , Tesco deliver to your door .  :)

"So I inserted my finger in the woodpeckers hole
the woodpecker said god bless my soul
move it about move it about move it about
revolve it

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Postby stmichael » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:40 pm

you took your time woof, we thought you'd gone on a detour through brixton again to pick up some bitches. :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:46 pm

I did go thru brixton , tesco is in acre lane but I wasn't pickin up bitches I was droppin' them off .

"Some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love "
my mum calls me Willy Da Pimp .
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:49 pm

So I revolved my finger in the woodpeckers hole
the woodpecker said
Ahhhhhh lovely
:)

Went to a bar in brixto last night, they searched me for guns on the way in .
I didn't have any so they sold me one .
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Postby stmichael » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:51 pm

as long as you weren't force fed any of the wacky backy. those random drug testers could strike at any point. :)
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:55 pm

It's true , but with a spliff rolled like a bone who would suspect me :)
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:01 pm

a fat druggie would suspect you woof
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:06 pm

No prob, I can outrun fat druggies , I'm a dog :D
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