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by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:12 pm

Mark Viduka was walkin ' thru a cemetry the other night when he heard a ghostly call "Mark ,Mark Mark" he sha t himself and started leggin' it but the sound followed him ,this time closer and more insistent "MARK MARK MARK "
It was only when he got outside the cemetry he had the nerve to turn around and there sat my mate Lenny the Labrador who's got a cleft palate still marking at him .

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:13 pm

Jeez it's slow in here today

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:16 pm

stmichael wrote:
judge wrote:where's me faver beans and chianti, oh and the cigs?

it's not fair judge. you can smoke and you don't even need a lighter.

thats life stmike

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:17 pm

i'll buy me own cigs then woof

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:20 pm

That'll be a first

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:24 pm

you should have got'em from tesco's, maybe if you spend less time sniffing folks ar.ses you'd get the order right

by **stmichael** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:25 pm

judge wrote:i'll buy me own cigs then woof

just make sure you dish them out at half time in the next match so that we can get fully motivated for the second half. it's the least you can do considering you're "injured".

p.s. i want evidence, unless it's in an obscene place

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:25 pm

aye stmike, they'll be ready lit ones

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:26 pm

judge wrote: you should have got'em from tesco's, maybe if you spend less time sniffing folks ar.ses you'd get the order right

Talkin' of sniffin ****** how are things in the Hunk zone judge ?

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:28 pm

nowt gets past you, you ole dog

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:37 pm

Only the odd curved ball ,

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:37 pm

Talkin' of sniffin ****** how are things in the Hunk zone judge ?

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heres some drontal woof for that itch

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:38 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Talkin' of sniffin

i meant sniffing in the terms of a dog thing!

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:40 pm

Thanks Judge but I never use it , prefer doughnuts to tempt the worms out of my ar se .

by **106-1093504160** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:51 pm

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