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Favourite postions - I say, matron........

Missionary (think of England)
0
No votes
Doggy Style (think of her sister)
4
33%
Standing Up (think of your knees!)
0
No votes
Rodeo (her on top)
4
33%
Sitting down (watch the telly at the same time)
1
8%
Wheel Barrow (mind your back!)
0
No votes
Don't know(cos Im too ugly to have sex)
1
8%
Any holes a goal!!
2
17%
 
Total votes : 12

Postby Dom1 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:16 pm

she has been around hasnt she, she told me that i was the one for her :(  :D
when you're 4-0 up..
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:41 am

You should try a bit of 'bronco sex'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tads, call her by the wrong name.
Then see how long you can 'stay mounted' for!!  :D  :laugh:

(The odd cowboy style "yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa" is purely optional !!  :laugh:)
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Aug 24, 2004 9:57 am

Dream on guys!

Miss C (as we're not married yet) goes like a train when she's on top.

Dom - one day you'll have a girl, don't worry.
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:46 pm

:;):  only kiddin wiv ya Lee mate :D  Im sure i will, so until the time comes i will keep on dreamin!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:54 pm

:D

do you like the pics I posted in the tads thread?
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Aug 24, 2004 4:11 pm

yes LeeJ bootiful and tadtastic my friend! :D
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Postby 82-1068075975 » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:45 pm

I prefer them on their back dead after I have give them a few shots over the head with a spade.
Makes em easier to bury in the patio :devil:
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:48 pm

Bet you have a quick fondle of there TADS before you put them in the patio tho!  ???  :D
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Postby 82-1068075975 » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:49 pm

zackboxer wrote:Bet you have a quick fondle of there TADS before you put them in the patio tho!  ???  :D

Make sure Ive got me leather gloves on first, dont want to leave fingerprints do I? :D
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:58 pm

Spoken like a true deviant Mr Hillman !!  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:58 pm

Richie a necro :Oo:  dont like them sorts on here  :alien:  :glare:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:01 pm

Takes all sorts to make a world Cisse!  :D

And he'll do you a fantastic price if your thinking of having a new patio put down!  :;):
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Postby Dom1 » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:35 am

just dont forget your spade :D
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Postby Bob Grumbine » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:53 pm

I knew a guy in Missouri killed his own wife and buried her in the garden, hung himself in prison in the end.
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Postby Dom1 » Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:39 pm

how did he manage that!!
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