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by **jobless** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:20 am

my mums on the game and my dads in the nick, i cant get a job (jobless) coz im so f##kin thick, im living in the slums of mersyside.

I Look in the dustbin for something to eat, I find a dead rat and I think its a treat, I'm living in the slums of mersyside.

jobless

by **Woollyback** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:31 am

Still, could be worse - you could be from Yorkshire. That way you only need share your one-bed Chapeltown council flat with one person. That person being your mother/sister/daughter/aunty/niece all rolled into one you inbred cocksmoker!! He he

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:32 am

JOBLESS, CLAY PIDGEON ,BALTIE, OULTON HAVE YOU ALL GOT THE SAME MUM? AND IS SHE AS FAT AS BALTIES SISTER(BIG NORTHERN LASS AR*E LIKE THE PROVERBIAL WINDSHEATER IN A FULL YORKSHIRE GALE:)

by **Woollyback** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:37 am

Beergoggles mate, these poor little farm-hands haven't a clue who the f##k their mum is. Could be Daisy the cow, Penny the Pig, Sharon the sheep or whichever animal Daddy decided to bone that night...

by **Woollyback** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:54 am

Woollyback wrote:Beergoggles mate, these poor little farm-hands haven't a clue who the f##k their mum is. Could be Daisy the cow, Penny the Pig, Sharon the sheep or whichever animal Daddy decided to bone that night...

Hey Yorkshire girls, wonder which lucky farm animal will get it off Daddy tonight eh?

by **kopper** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:18 am

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