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[Ciggy]

rafael benitez has been given the go ahead to spend 300 million+ on players, Ronaldo, Ronaldhino, Etos, Aimar, Vincente, Robinho, Joaquin, have all agreed terms to come to anfield this summer, as rafa weild the axe on some kop flops.

Benitez is also understood to be in talks with former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier to come back to the club as a talent scout, benitez is said to be very impressed at his eye for spotting talent.

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[murphy0151]

rafael benitez has been given the go ahead to spend 300 million+ on players, Ronaldo, Ronaldhino, Etos, Aimar, Vincente, Robinho, Joaquin, have all agreed terms to come to anfield this summer, as rafa weild the axe on some kop flops.

Benitez is also understood to be in talks with former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier to come back to the club as a talent scout, benitez is said to be very impressed at his eye for spotting talent.

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Some mothers do have them 

[Ciggy]

rafael benitez has been given the go ahead to spend 300 million+ on players, Ronaldo, Ronaldhino, Etos, Aimar, Vincente, Robinho, Joaquin, have all agreed terms to come to anfield this summer, as rafa weild the axe on some kop flops.

Benitez is also understood to be in talks with former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier to come back to the club as a talent scout, benitez is said to be very impressed at his eye for spotting talent.

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Some mothers do have them 

See you got out of bed on the wrong side this mornin Murp

[gerrardisgod]

obviously he aint gonna buy all of them and personally i dont think we need joaquin or rondalinhio ronaldinhio is so over rated come on he scored a flukey goal against england in the world cup and now everyone thinks his god but the truth is gerrard is god which ronaldo is he planning to get personally i dont hink we should get either but still like to no ive allways wanted aimar but now with a fixed gerrard + alonso center im not sure not sure were we can put him and i think if we have that money we should spend it on a lb cb and gk
in mind
lb:ash cole ,reberto carlos
cb:japp stam,
gk,anyone whose better then dudek

[Ciggy]

obviously he aint gonna buy all of them and personally i dont think we need joaquin or rondalinhio ronaldinhio is so over rated come on he scored a flukey goal against england in the world cup and now everyone thinks his god but the truth is gerrard is god which ronaldo is he planning to get personally i dont hink we should get either but still like to no ive allways wanted aimar but now with a fixed gerrard + alonso center im not sure not sure were we can put him and i think if we have that money we should spend it on a lb cb and gk
in mind
lb:ash cole ,reberto carlos
cb:japp stam,
gk,anyone whose better then dudek

[Roger Red Hat]

gk,anyone whose better then dudek

My granny then?

[LiverpoolMadman]

It's April fool right ?

[stmichael]

Benitez is also understood to be in talks with former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier to come back to the club as a talent scout, benitez is said to be very impressed at his eye for spotting talent.

what does gerard houllier know about singing?    

[Djiin]

Benitez is also understood to be in talks with former Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier to come back to the club as a talent scout, benitez is said to be very impressed at his eye for spotting talent

  Bad April Fool Joke

[azriahmad]

If Gerrard Houllier knows nuts about signing players, he'd be worse as a scout - he'd recommend every player who scores against us and every defender or 'keeper who saves/tackles against out players.

[stmichael]

Just found out through a reliable source that as result of Benitez resigning Ferguson and Moyes will take control of the team. J.P McManus has contacted George Bush with a view to investing in the club. Further developments in the transfer market state that we are signing Rooster Booster to replace Sami Hyppia who will be transfered to Acrington Stanley for a fee of £2. Wayne Rooney and Gary Nevile have also declared their undying love for the club, Nevile exposed as a result of pictures taken from his home in Manchester. These pictures revealed he has Liverpool bed spreads and a life size Stevie G doll complete with pvc home and away kits. Wayne Rooney has stated he has a love hate relationship with the kop, stating he cries himself to sleep after every fixture he has played at Anfield. He says "I just want to be loved". Poor chap!

[The Canadian Red Army]

Just found out through a reliable source that as result of Benitez resigning Ferguson and Moyes will take control of the team. J.P McManus has contacted George Bush with a view to investing in the club.

i know its april fools, but you had me shittin kittens when you said george bush

[LiverpoolMadman]

This one just come in " DM step down as a Chairman ..... Osama Ladin have just brought 99 percent of the club share"

[Starbridge42]

Um u no april fools jokes are supposed to be subtle....

so that somebody actually gets fooled