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[chrisrafman]

We won it 5 times
We won it 5 times
Without killing our first-team sqaud
We won it 5 times

[chrisrafman]

Slippy, slippy runway

[chrisrafman]

(life of brian "always look on the bright side of life")

Always check on the runway for ice, du du, dudu dudu dudu

[JoeTerp]

was watching a bunch of kop singing you tube videos to get me pumped about the upcoming season, and I think the last line of off Chelsea FC should be "Thats a football dynasty"  I never was a fan of rhyming history with history

[dawson99]

its thats what we call history isnt it?

we all dream of a team of carraghers is my current fave

[JoeTerp]

the hole this is off Chelsea FC
You Aint go no History
5 European Cups and 18 League
Thats what we call history

[chrisrafman]

i agree its better not rhyming history with history. i like a reading song for their south korean bloke.
he'll shoot
he'll score
he'll eat your labrador
seol ki heyon, seol ki heyon

[methodmaker]

Hello, new to this forum and I wanted to get an opinion on a thought I had today for a song (or begginning atleast) for either Vorinin or Benayoun, or both! (please correct me if there are already more viable ones created prior!)   

Now if you rememer Sister Act w/ Whoopi Goldberg there was a song called 'I will follow Him'  and think it could be a great start for a chant:
e.g.  I see Vorinin
         From ukraine to score the goals................     
or      Yossi Benayoun
         Flying down the wing he goes................

Hey, I dont make up chants - they may be total naf to you, but what do you think, or could someone add to them?

[JoeTerp]

In case you didn't know, this May we will be making a trip to Moscow to win it 6 times

We flew into the final after beating Chelsea
Couldn't get it done that night
It came in off the arm of Inzaghi
Man I had dreadful flight
But now were going back to the USSR
You Don't know how unlucky we were, boys
Back in the USSR

Now its time to take back our place,
Reclaim the European Throne
I guess no one told you the case
The Cup was only out on loan (AND We're)
Backed by the US
Backed by the US (AND)
Back in the USSR

Well the Ukraine Striker really helped us out
To leave the rest behind
And Moscow Girls are gonna scream and shout
Becuase Gerrard's always on their minds

We're Back in the USSR
To claim whats rightfully ours, boys
Back in the USSR





Original:

Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C.
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R. (Yeah)

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my mind

Aw come on!
Ho yeah!
Ho yeah!
Ho ho yeah!
Yeah yeah!

Yeah I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my mind

Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
Hey you don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Oh let me tell you, honey
Hey, I'm back!
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
Yes, I'm free!
Yeah, back in the U.S.S.R.

Ha ha

[burjennio]

Mines probs...

For scousers that like throwing slabs!
And murders that like to stab
You can go straight to jail...
There wont be any bail!
If you like the taste of prison meaaallls!
Just act like Michael Shields:p

Michael Shiels got 10 more years! da da da da da deerrr
Now he's getting bummed by quers! da da da da da deerrr
10 more years with no parole! da da da da da deerrr
Now he's got a sore arseholeee! da da da da da deerrr


M.U.F.C - THE RELIGION.

How does this garbage get onto and stay on this site??? Can someone remove it?

[burjennio]

(life of brian "always look on the bright side of life")

Always check on the runway for ice, du du, dudu dudu dudu

In fairness this is in poor taste too

[chrisrafman]

Mines probs...

For scousers that like throwing slabs!
And murders that like to stab
You can go straight to jail...
There wont be any bail!
If you like the taste of prison meaaallls!
Just act like Michael Shields:p

Michael Shiels got 10 more years! da da da da da deerrr
Now he's getting bummed by quers! da da da da da deerrr
10 more years with no parole! da da da da da deerrr
Now he's got a sore arseholeee! da da da da da deerrr


M.U.F.C - THE RELIGION.

      what a daft manc c*nt. MUFC the religion? at least theres a religion we can hate more than islam now

[Liverpoolaremagic]

It's always niggled with me why there is a devil on that badge. It's just a little strange to say the least...

The best way to fight that is not to.

[chrisrafman]

The devil on the badge represents the equality of manchester united with satan and his many demoish minions downstairs. just like the many twisted devil worshipers accross the world it means you have to posess the same sick minded mentality to follow that pathetic excuse for a football team.

[Liverpoolaremagic]

Maybe so Chrisrafman. I support Liverpool not Man Utd, therefore I could not give a damn about what Man Utd do. If they do not have the knowledge to create their own forums and have to come onto ours then we'll have to put up with it. The worst way to fight back is by going to their forums and posting disgusting stuff about slippy runways. We just got to put up with pathetic people.