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[spion]

Mr Crouch is on Soccer AM this morning. I'm sure he'll say how happy he is.

[Dundalk]

He just said his dad is a chelsea fan

But he also said Barca were rubbish

[LFCfan]

crouch is a good player. under-rated by many fans.but he isa very good squad player and a great option from the bench.

[jonnymac1979]

Soccer AM is shit.  I won't watch it.

But I'll be honest, my brother SKY Plussed this so I will get to see the Crouch interview at some point unless someone has YouTubed it so I don't have to have Soccer AM on my telly and I accidentally see Tim the Tit laughing at another rehearsed joke, which was exactly the same rehearsed joke as last week, and before you know it, gobshites on terraces at grounds all over the country are performing the aforementioned rehearsed joke like performing fucking seals, and I'm talking about grown men here.

Fuck Soccer AM.

[66-1120597113]

Crouch should not go on there!Tim bastarding cuntring Lovejoy! !

[Pedro Maradona]

Soccer AM is shit.  I won't watch it.

But I'll be honest, my brother SKY Plussed this so I will get to see the Crouch interview at some point unless someone has YouTubed it so I don't have to have Soccer AM on my telly and I accidentally see Tim the Tit laughing at another rehearsed joke, which was exactly the same rehearsed joke as last week, and before you know it, gobshites on terraces at grounds all over the country are performing the aforementioned rehearsed joke like performing fucking seals, and I'm talking about grown men here.

Fuck Soccer AM.

gotta agree with you there, that show has run its course, hes a k.nobead that lovejoy...sky are a bunch of morons anyway...all except king kennys lass of course...

[Rafa D]

That Helen Chamberlain would get it though.

[Judge]

That Helen Chamberlain would get it though.

indeed

[Rafa D]

[jonnymac1979]

That Helen Chamberlain would get it though.

I've got to be honest here and say she does fuck all for me.  Fair enough at first glance, she's blonde, so you look anyway as a rule even if she's got a boot of a face. 

Well, she hasn't, she's actually got a pig of a face, in fact she's really average looking, and I'm being generous there. 

Indeed, I'm biased because I hate Soccer AM but I've seen at least fifty better looking birds out and about in Liverpool City Centre today, and I'm ALWAYS looking at birds so this is something I'm definitely not propagating for the sake of it.

[Rafa D]

Jonny, however much you hate Soccer AM - you still would.

[adamnbarrett]

Soccer AM is shit.  I won't watch it.

But I'll be honest, my brother SKY Plussed this so I will get to see the Crouch interview at some point unless someone has YouTubed it so I don't have to have Soccer AM on my telly and I accidentally see Tim the Tit laughing at another rehearsed joke, which was exactly the same rehearsed joke as last week, and before you know it, gobshites on terraces at grounds all over the country are performing the aforementioned rehearsed joke like performing fucking seals, and I'm talking about grown men here.

Fuck Soccer AM.

you kniw what john, I was going to say exactly the same thing when I saw this thread this morning but I thought I wouldn't bother wasting my time. Glad someone did though.

[Dundalk]

That Helen Chamberlain would get it though.

Im sorry,  no no no!

[jonnymac1979]

Jonny, however much you hate Soccer AM - you still would.

Mate, I'm not fussy, birds are birds to me, I'm a single man and behave like one.  Of course I would.  I've been with WELL WORSE.  Don't let my hatred of Soccer AM get in the way. 

I'm just saying she's a dog that's all, who no matter how hard I try to find something about her, I just don't see anything attractive about her.  And the sound of her voice is horrible as well. 

You get better looking birds in my local on a Saturday night.  Unfortunately, tonight is Saturday and I'm goosed at the minute so I'm not going out this weekend.  Bit of man-flu and I'm exhausted.  Had a bit of a half hour snooze before.  It's killed my night, don't feel like doing fuck all now.

Next weekend though, I'll get fucked up.  The Derby and I'm off into Liverpool City Centre next Sunday for a mammoth session.  Off work on the Monday you see!!!!!

[jonnymac1979]

I'm just saying she's a dog that's all

OFF TOPIC

Just for the record by the way...

I don't watch Celebrity Big Brother but I'm aware from the news that Danielle Lloyd has been called a racist for calling Shilpa Shetty a 'dog'.

See?  Us Scousers do use that word to describe birds who are ugly.  Nothing racist about it!!!  Just a Scouse thing I think.  Not that I think Shilpa Shetty is ugly, she's actually quite pretty I think!!! 

And not to leave her out, Danielle Lloyd's got a fine set of whoppers.