by The Ace1983 » Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:03 am
Ok, someone check the drinking water, someone else interigate the physio staff, someone go to Haiti and employ a witch doctor to scan the voodoo activities in the north west of england, check the pin and needle stockists in the liverpool area and ask about suspicious, blue shirted customers and someone else get a priest to perform an exorcism on anfield, melwood and anywhere else. We'll get to the bottom of this eventually and we will be thanked by Cisse, Alonso, Kewell, Smicer, Hyypia, Mellor, Finnan, Baros, Gerrard and anyone else whose been on the table for too long this season. Cross your heart, face east, find your chakra, make your sacrifices and do whatever else your religion desires. This is a crisis? This has been a crisis since the Blackburn game, now it's an apocalyptic, hyserical, full blown epidemic of biblical proportions which has engulfed us and threatens to destroy us! Or am I being a bit dramatic?...