Liverpool FC Forum

[The Good Yank]

After reading nearly every post on this site (aka lurking) for the past six months I finally decided to sign up.  I'd just like you all to know that I enjoy reading this board very much and will probably remain mostly a reader.  I may however occasionally quip in a joke here and there. 

Many thanks ahead of time and in the past for the posting of live stream links for matches.

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The only good yank is a **** ***

Welcome and happy posting

[Sabre]

After reading nearly every post on this site (aka lurking) for the past six months I finally decided to sign up. 

If so, let's have a lil Newkit test

Question a) What's the delayed gazelle?

a) A classic post from the Zoology thread
b) Bigmick's pet
c) Related to rests and rotation
d) Bad Bob's favourite pub

Question b) Who loves stats?

a) Owzat
b) Metalhead
c) Scottbot
d) S@int

Question c) What's Number 9' favourite drink?

a) Coca Cola
b) Fanta
c) Pepsi
d) Heineken

Question d) Who's uncle Albert?

a) Main source of rumours
b) Heimdall's uncle
c) Welsh Wizard's uncle
d) Both a) and b) are correct

[Number 9]

After reading nearly every post on this site (aka lurking) for the past six months I finally decided to sign up. 

If so, let's have a lil Newkit test

Question a) What's the delayed gazelle?

a) A classic post from the Zoology thread
b) Bigmick's pet
c) Related to rests and rotation
d) Bad Bob's favourite pub

Question b) Who loves stats?

a) Owzat
b) Metalhead
c) Scottbot
d) S@int

Question c) What's Number 9' favourite drink?

a) Coca Cola
b) Fanta
c) Pepsi
d) Heineken

Question d) Who's uncle Albert?

a) Main source of rumours
b) Heimdall's uncle
c) Welsh Wizard's uncle
d) Both a) and b) are correct

PMSL@Sabre the WUM detective!!

[The Good Yank]

After reading nearly every post on this site (aka lurking) for the past six months I finally decided to sign up. 

If so, let's have a lil Newkit test

Question a) What's the delayed gazelle?

a) A classic post from the Zoology thread
b) Bigmick's pet
c) Related to rests and rotation
d) Bad Bob's favourite pub

Question b) Who loves stats?

a) Owzat
b) Metalhead
c) Scottbot
d) S@int

Question c) What's Number 9' favourite drink?

a) Coca Cola
b) Fanta
c) Pepsi
d) Heineken

Question d) Who's uncle Albert?

a) Main source of rumours
b) Heimdall's uncle
c) Welsh Wizard's uncle
d) Both a) and b) are correct

I'll take a stab and say


D, A, B A



S@aint  is the match stream link guy (or at least I hope he remains to be in just under 3 hours,  Big mick is the guy I'd least like to debate regarding tactics and rotation.  Joeterp is probably the poster who lives nearest to me.  Sabre is the annoying guy for asking all of these questions :P

BTW is this the longest a thread has gone without the mention of a mid fielder from  villa?

[Sabre]

Ok, Pass. 

Happy reading and posting!   

[Number 9]

Ok, Pass. 

Happy reading and posting!   

He only got 50%!!

[Toffeehater]

Welcome mate

, sabre decided to let up

[Bad Bob]

Sabre is the annoying guy for asking all of these questions :P

Welcome aboard, mate. 

[Ciggy]

Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?

3. Red or brown sauce.

4. Favourite crisps?

5. What trabs you wearing?

6. Scouse or Wool?

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?

10. Man bag? Gay or OK?

11. How big is your knife?

12. Do you own a van?

13. Have you ever been a pirate?

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?

15. Redtube or Youporn?

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?

17. RTK? Good or bad?

18. Do you like clowns?

19. Do you own a jester hat?

20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?

21. Ciggy male or female?

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?

26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?

28. Do you read Boss?

29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?

33. Boxies or Bills?

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?

35. Do you like my Brasshouse?

36. What is a Purple Acki?

[Toffeehater]

, the first two are judge type questions

[66-1112520797]

PMSL @ Ciggys' questions.

Welcome TGY.

Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

[The Good Yank]

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox? A little over 10 years and my wife still won't go there.  It's all about "The chase".

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available? Nice C cups.  If I posted evidence than the pursuit in question 1 would be null and void

3. Red or brown sauce. Tomato Sauce? Ketchup? Worchestshire? A1? yes to all above, If that's not what you are talking about than please commence with an English lesson

4. Favourite crisps? Lays

5. What trabs you wearing? Not a clue

6. Scouse or Wool? Wool

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g? The one who takes it up the sh.it b@x.

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?Yeah all the time in the winter when it's 10 F

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon? Nope, and damnit if I didn't think about that for an hour

10. Man bag? Gay or OK? Gay

11. How big is your knife? big enough to have had succesful swashbuckling adventures

12. Do you own a van? nope, I'm American, we have SUV's now

13. Have you ever been a pirate? nope, and never played one on TV either

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear? Not yet, but I will today.  Is that the key to having a positive response to ? #1?

15. Redtube or Youporn? Redtube

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?  Nope

17. RTK? Good or bad? RTK sucks, always go with RTLS and E as your vowel

18. Do you like clowns? Only if they are female and take it up the sh.it b@x

19. Do you own a jester hat?  Not at the moment

20. Length and girth? big enough that my wife won't take it up the sh.it b@x

21. Ciggy male or female? Hermaphredite

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave? Nope

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake? Cake

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)Speak English damnit.

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken? Lunch at noon, dinner at 6.

26. Jonathon Ross or Katie & Peter? Katie, I hear she takes it up the Sh.it b@x

27. Dark, blonde or ginge? was blonde, shaved last 10 years

28. Do you read Boss? not unless he makes me

29. Have you ever kicked anyone/been kicked, in the kunt?nope

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick? Gillette and Hicks

31. Are you any good at tipping?  If you mean towards a waitress or a bartender then Yes.

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look? Pictures optional.  Well manicured, but not as smooth as a wood floor

33. Do you know what COHT means? Court Officiated Hair Teaser? pffft, doesn't everyone know that?

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it? Well, I've never had the chance to see LFC live, I will next year when my wife (Who hopefully will take it up the Sh.itb@x by then) and I go on a trip for our wedding anniversary.

35. Do you like my Brasshouse?  No it's repulsive

36. What is a Purple Acki?  Is that when you grab someone's (preferably your wife who takes it up the sh. it b@x's) nipple and twist it?

[Number 9]

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox? A little over 10 years and my wife still won't go there.  It's all about "The chase".

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available? Nice C cups.  If I posted evidence than the pursuit in question 1 would be null and void

3. Red or brown sauce. Tomato Sauce? Ketchup? Worchestshire? A1? yes to all above, If that's not what you are talking about than please commence with an English lesson

4. Favourite crisps? Lays

5. What trabs you wearing? Not a clue

6. Scouse or Wool? Wool

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g? The one who takes it up the sh.it b@x.

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?Yeah all the time in the winter when it's 10 F

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon? Nope, and damnit if I didn't think about that for an hour

10. Man bag? Gay or OK? Gay

11. How big is your knife? big enough to have had succesful swashbuckling adventures

12. Do you own a van? nope, I'm American, we have SUV's now

13. Have you ever been a pirate? nope, and never played one on TV either

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear? Not yet, but I will today.  Is that the key to having a positive response to ? #1?

15. Redtube or Youporn? Redtube

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?  Nope

17. RTK? Good or bad? RTK sucks, always go with RTLS and E as your vowel

18. Do you like clowns? Only if they are female and take it up the sh.it b@x

19. Do you own a jester hat?  Not at the moment

20. Length and girth? big enough that my wife won't take it up the sh.it b@x

21. Ciggy male or female? Hermaphredite

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave? Nope

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake? Cake

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)Speak English damnit.

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken? Lunch at noon, dinner at 6.

26. Jonathon Ross or Katie & Peter? Katie, I hear she takes it up the Sh.it b@x

27. Dark, blonde or ginge? was blonde, shaved last 10 years

28. Do you read Boss? not unless he makes me

29. Have you ever kicked anyone/been kicked, in the kunt?nope

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick? Gillette and Hicks

31. Are you any good at tipping?  If you mean towards a waitress or a bartender then Yes.

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look? Pictures optional.  Well manicured, but not as smooth as a wood floor

33. Do you know what COHT means? Court Officiated Hair Teaser? pffft, doesn't everyone know that?

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it? Well, I've never had the chance to see LFC live, I will next year when my wife (Who hopefully will take it up the Sh.itb@x by then) and I go on a trip for our wedding anniversary.

35. Do you like my Brasshouse?  No it's repulsive

36. What is a Purple Acki?  Is that when you grab someone's (preferably your wife who takes it up the sh. it b@x's) nipple and twist it?

Well done,you are not a Yank!!

[Sabre]

Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup