Liverpool FC Forum

[Judge]

After reading nearly every post on this site (aka lurking) for the past six months I finally decided to sign up.  I'd just like you all to know that I enjoy reading this board very much and will probably remain mostly a reader.  I may however occasionally quip in a joke here and there. 

Many thanks ahead of time and in the past for the posting of live stream links for matches.

welcome mate 

if you truly have read all the posts over the last 6 months, i can only say that you joined cause you find my input extremely enlightening

[Judge]

, the first two are judge type questions

hey good yank, you'll get used to this Fu*king idiot (aka toffeehater) 

[Ciggy]

if you truly have read all the posts over the last 6 months, i can only say that you joined cause you find my input extremely enlightening

Shurrup Judge and fill in the questionair.

[Judge]

if you truly have read all the posts over the last 6 months, i can only say that you joined cause you find my input extremely enlightening

Shurrup Judge and fill in the questionair.

shurrup hermaphrodite

[Judge]

Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
my missus does not

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
yes and no pic evidence allowed by her

3. Red or brown sauce.
red

4. Favourite crisps?
salt n vinegar

5. What trabs you wearing?
work pants - black

6. Scouse or Wool?
no comment

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
all of them except the ginger one

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
that only posted by dawson and woof

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
no

10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
not ok

11. How big is your knife?
machete

12. Do you own a van?
no

13. Have you ever been a pirate?
no

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
no

15. Redtube or Youporn?
whats these

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
nothing

17. RTK? Good or bad?
n/a

18. Do you like clowns?
no

19. Do you own a jester hat?
no

20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
ready salted

21. Ciggy male or female?
deffo female

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
yes it was dawson

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
cake

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
take away - indian

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
tea is at 6pm, dinner and lunch is 12 noon

26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
neither

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
all

28. Do you read Boss?
no

29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
no

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
terrorists

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
hell no

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
nice and tidy

33. Boxies or Bills?
boxers

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
lfc v mcfc (taken by my uncle)
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
barry does

36. What is a Purple Acki?
that'll be ciggy

my answers above

[Ciggy]

Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
my missus does not

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
yes and no pic evidence allowed by her

3. Red or brown sauce.
red

4. Favourite crisps?
salt n vinegar

5. What trabs you wearing?
work pants - black

6. Scouse or Wool?
no comment

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
all of them except the ginger one

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
that only posted by dawson and woof

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
no

10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
not ok

11. How big is your knife?
machete

12. Do you own a van?
no

13. Have you ever been a pirate?
no

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
no

15. Redtube or Youporn?
whats these

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
nothing

17. RTK? Good or bad?
n/a

18. Do you like clowns?
no

19. Do you own a jester hat?
no

20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
ready salted

21. Ciggy male or female?
deffo female

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
yes it was dawson

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
cake

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
take away - indian

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
tea is at 6pm, dinner and lunch is 12 noon

26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
neither

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
all

28. Do you read Boss?
no

29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
no

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
terrorists

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
hell no

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
nice and tidy

33. Boxies or Bills?
boxers

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
lfc v mcfc (taken by my uncle)
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
barry does

36. What is a Purple Acki?
that'll be ciggy

my answers above

PMSL @ answer 5

[Judge]

dunno what trabs are

[Toffeehater]

:laugh: , the first two are judge type questions

hey good yank, you'll get used to this Fu*king idiot (aka toffeehater) 

Birds of the same feathers flock together 

[SupitsJonF]

I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm.  I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).

Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?

It's the forbidden ground so the excitement is hightened.

And yes I am a proper northern yank.  I'm from New Brunswick NJ, home of Rutgers so Terp can give me about the RU/MD game last year.  I was at Shea Stadium tonight to see the Mets against the 'stros.

No fuc.king way, you can't be serious.  I live in Piscataway, and go to Rutgers.  Went in New Brunswick today to apply for a job at Stage Left.

I believe in another thread I already said I hated Joe Terp because we got stomped last year at home.

[The Good Yank]

I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm.  I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).

Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?

It's the forbidden ground so the excitement is hightened.

And yes I am a proper northern yank.  I'm from New Brunswick NJ, home of Rutgers so Terp can give me about the RU/MD game last year.  I was at Shea Stadium tonight to see the Mets against the 'stros.

No fuc.king way, you can't be serious.  I live in Piscataway, and go to Rutgers.  Went in New Brunswick today to apply for a job at Stage Left.

I believe in another thread I already said I hated Joe Terp because we got stomped last year at home.

Ha, that's awesome, Stage Left is a great place, if you don't get in there, my wife's cousin owns Clyde's which is also a great restaraunt to work at. 

I'm p.issed off that my new LFC kit isn't here yet and probably won't be for the RU game on Monday.  Good luck with the job search.

[SupitsJonF]

Ha, this is crazy.  2 Americans posting on a football forum about Liverpool, live within 5 miles of eachother lol.

I'm guessing your on the season ticket list?  Tickets aren't easy to come by, especially now with the construction.

[The Good Yank]

Ha, this is crazy.  2 Americans posting on a football forum about Liverpool, live within 5 miles of eachother lol.

I'm guessing your on the season ticket list?  Tickets aren't easy to come by, especially now with the construction.

I hear ya, I post on a NY Rangers board and the closest poster to me lives in Freehold, too funny. 

I was a ballboy for RU back in the late 80's and have had season tickets since I was like 6 years old.  I graduated from RU in 94.  Used all of the skills I learned as an English major to jumpstart a career as a golf pro.

I live in North Brunswick now (Still within 5 miles lol).  Bought the house my wife grew up in.  Every time we see Tim Howard on TV she talks about how he used to come over with his cousin and swim in the pool, and he did flips off of the diving board.

[SupitsJonF]

Horrible display of American football, decent first half (throwing into triple coverage, out of his mind) and a second half with little to no big plays.

Oh well, when you support a team you can take a loss, onto NC!!   

[Igor Zidane]

Well this is nice !!!!

[The Good Yank]

Horrible display of American football, decent first half (throwing into triple coverage, out of his mind) and a second half with little to no big plays.

Oh well, when you support a team you can take a loss, onto NC!!   

Ouch that game hurt the other night.  Oh well today's win against Man U.shited eases the pain a whole lot.

Supits, did you get the gig at Stage Left?