by Kharhaz » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:38 pm
How to draw a Turkey.
First draw around your hand so you end up with something like this:

Got it? Very good. We are all doing very well with this simple excercise.
Now, take a long, straight and genuine look at this page. Gaze deep. Become familiar with all the intricacies of your primate hand. This is the hand you will use to kill the turkey.
Next step: kill a turkey. Walk outside into the crisp November air, heart pounding, breath coming in short, foggy bursts. Grasp the turkey standing before you by the neck. Take the hand you made that nice drawing of and with a quick twisting motion sever the vertebrae just below the skull. Breathe.
Killed the turkey? Great work. Now take the turkey back inside and draw the turkey.
When you're done, you should have a drawing that looks something like this:

Welcome to newkit Akifdede !
PS: Nicked it from here Woodenrobot. So before anyone says huh its not november? well there it is. 
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Kharhaz on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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