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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:31 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:
LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:3.) Are you aware that "nitty gritty" is a racist term? Not a lot of people know that! (I'm not being nasty or saying you're racist, just letting you know for future reference.)

Yes, Lando, that was the whole point (but I doubt Barry would have been smart enough to have seen that! :laugh:)

as for the 'firstly' - YES, I know, but you took it out of context you fecker :D, there was a 'secondly' in the same paragraph.

But I think I could be grasping at very short straws here?  :Oo:  :D

Lighten up ffs kebab man !!!! You got an extra hour of business tonight..........Im at 6s and7s as to what will make you happy?
In conclusion i recognise that you will never have a sense of humuour, as an inbred inferiority complex will always overide an ability to accept a bit of light abuse (as you may put it) or stick (that its regularly called in Belfast)!!!


And as for straws, dont worry mate you can have mine,it's ok honest as i dont use them!!
As you point out im obviusly fond of a drink...hell yes!!!!
Does that make me an unstable alcoholic?
I will not even try and defend that because if drinking 2 nights a week or 3 if LFC are in the champions league makes me an alcho im happy with that and it's your culture that needs a severe looking at not mine!

As for your cheap suggestion that i may be too thick to see your undercurrents?? Has it ever crossed your mind that i may be too big to give a flying fu.ck?

Karim or Kim,whatever the fu,ck your name is?
This bitchfest of yours ends now........If you really are oh so sensitive i really feel the internet may be the wrong place for you!!
And as for p/m.s cutting and pasting in hinsight  to a normal person may be foolish.....to you maybe not,thats your perogative!!
Remember the 1st p/m you sent me.....yes...you know the one that was a hell of a lot more racist than anything i've ever said?
Spuds and mothers were the talk of the day....yes..the one that i was able to pi.ss myself laughing at because it was hilarious and included nearly every 'paddy' stereotype under the sun in desperation of a personal insult??
Why not cut and paste that?
What i'm trying to
say is this....
This is the fuc.king internet mister!
People are anybody they want to be behind a screen.I apologise for being myself, if i offend you my intentions are misfired and wrongly judged!

What im really trying to say is get a fuc.king sense of humour before your whole seriousness in a cyberworld consumes you and you turn into the bitter and twisted little Victor Meldrew of  Bollywood!!!
Grow up and take it on the chin fella ffs and dont get on your high horse with the slightest hint of what you call racism??
What you call racism,in Belfast is called taking the :censored:! Understand that people over here have developed a sick or 'Macabre' sense of humour after 30 years of seeing things you only imagine to be real!
I will not now or ever apologise for anything i have ever said as at the time i have felt what im saying to be right..yes i may be wrong ,but im human and may make mistakes!!

JBG if you ban me now your a ba5tard.......no sh.it!!




oh dear arguing again
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Postby 76-1115222408 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:14 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:Has it ever crossed your mind that i may be too big to give a flying fu.ck?

Well if you dont give a f*ck, whats with the long reply then eh? I only answer things with such effort when I 'give a f*ck'

:sleep
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Postby stoney » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:40 pm

BarryBelfast wrote:CLEEKS

What is this 'cleeks' you speak of  :D
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:42 pm

[quote="Garymac"]Anything that resembles a cat but isnt


So you would punch a pussy GMac ?

I know some like it rough but thats a bit ott isnt it ?

:laugh:
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Postby *XABIALONSO* » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:44 pm

mourinhio
terry
d.ferguson
savage
bellamy
milo (from the tweenies)
nelson (simpsons)
my drama teacher
some boys in my school id prefer to stab them but id give em a lickle punch 1st
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:47 am

Having just watched the clips of the CL goals, I'd really love to smack the f*ck out of Crespo (again).
The f*cking grinning b*stard.
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Postby andy_g » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:28 pm

every single fucking single one of the @rseholes who 'works' for the pathetic excuse of an 'internet provider' who, despite me having cancelled my order with them over a month ago, have decided to wade in an fuck up my connection with my original provider and then try to more or less blackmail me by suggesting that i can get back on line much quicker if i go with them anyway, thus leaving me without a connection for at least a week when both me and my partner have an absolute shit load of work to do and have to try and get half an hour a day in an internet cafe each while looking after a new born baby.

you bunch of absolute fucking useless wankers. :angry: :angry: :angry:

:angry:

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Postby Red squirrel » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:45 pm

Roman Abramovich or should i say Tim Roth! 
For not buying a good team with some actual history like the Mighty Reds!!!!

BAS.TARD!!!!
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:56 am

andy_g wrote:every single fucking single one of the @rseholes who 'works' for the pathetic excuse of an 'internet provider' who, despite me having cancelled my order with them over a month ago, have decided to wade in an fuck up my connection with my original provider and then try to more or less blackmail me by suggesting that i can get back on line much quicker if i go with them anyway, thus leaving me without a connection for at least a week when both me and my partner have an absolute shit load of work to do and have to try and get half an hour a day in an internet cafe each while looking after a new born baby.

you bunch of absolute fucking useless wankers. :angry: :angry: :angry:

:angry:

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you think thats bad andy, try fucking useless NTL

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Postby Woollyback » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:24 am

andy_g wrote:every single fucking single one of the @rseholes who 'works' for the pathetic excuse of an 'internet provider' who, despite me having cancelled my order with them over a month ago, have decided to wade in an fuck up my connection with my original provider and then try to more or less blackmail me by suggesting that i can get back on line much quicker if i go with them anyway, thus leaving me without a connection for at least a week when both me and my partner have an absolute shit load of work to do and have to try and get half an hour a day in an internet cafe each while looking after a new born baby.

you bunch of absolute fucking useless wankers. :angry: :angry: :angry:

:angry:

:angry:

consider them punched andy, i am the past master at this after administering fatal beatings to several BT broadband employees last year

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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:55 am

Woollyback wrote:
andy_g wrote:every single fucking single one of the @rseholes who 'works' for the pathetic excuse of an 'internet provider' who, despite me having cancelled my order with them over a month ago, have decided to wade in an fuck up my connection with my original provider and then try to more or less blackmail me by suggesting that i can get back on line much quicker if i go with them anyway, thus leaving me without a connection for at least a week when both me and my partner have an absolute shit load of work to do and have to try and get half an hour a day in an internet cafe each while looking after a new born baby.

you bunch of absolute fucking useless wankers. :angry: :angry: :angry:

:angry:

:angry:

consider them punched andy, i am the past master at this after administering fatal beatings to several BT broadband employees last year

bish bash bosh wallop KERPOW!!
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Postby SouthCoastShankly » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:30 pm

Neil Warnock
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:52 pm

SouthCoastShankly wrote:Neil Warnock

i can see why

baldyfront hates him aswell  :p
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:01 pm

Judge wrote:
SouthCoastShankly wrote:Neil Warnock

i can see why

baldyfront hates him aswell  :p

so does large squirrels  :p
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Postby H_K_LFC » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:19 pm

alan thompson
neil lennon
rio ferdinand
frank lampard
john terry
most of the chelsea scum
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