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[stmichael]

Fu.cking Joe Cole

Damn right. Hate the tw@t even more after his ridiculous drama queen efforts as he lay on the floor clutching his face for a challenge that went nowhere near his face on Sunday. 

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punch of the day - goes to joe cole

[84-1106852058]

I would love to punch myself. As this is nigh impossible to do with any real force,I
now intend to stand outside my front door, with a sign around my neck inviting all and sundry to give it their best shot.

Why I hear you ask,I will tell you fu.king why

I have spent the last few hours in the loft, looking for something that has been put away for safekeeping.As time went on,I became more and more agitated and the air became bluer.My mrs,as usual was a great help"It must be there somewhere"
After thrashing about for another half hour,it was time to say,"If its up here you get up and fuc.ing find it Iam out of here.

With that I put my fuc.ing size ten right through the ceiling.Sitting hear now with a six inch gash in my leg and plaster all over the landing.Dont worry tho found what I
was looking for,it was in my wifes handbag all the time.Silly me.

just punch your missus RB

Cant do that,she has to pick my lad up from school at 3.30
wouldnt look right with a broken jaw.Mind you 3.45 thats another story.

[drummerphil]

I,ve just been watching the box music channel.......i would love to punch and kick sh!t out of that 50p bloke....sorry i mean that 50 cents bloke 

[neil]

I'd just like to re-iterate that I would consider kicking Trevor Francis up and down the street a absolute honour.

[AwiLas]

First on my list is Didier Drogba, second is Didier Drogba and it remains the same till the last of my list...

[Pablo_Escobar]

I'd love to punch the new president elect of Poland.
He and his twin brother claimed all the power in Poland in gonverment and presidential election.
They succeded this by caliming they'll give social to everyone. I'm f.cking disgusted,because we won't be able to make any kind of tax, social reforms, which we desperatly need

On the laughing note : the new president-elect and his brother starred as kids in the movie : "The two feckers which stole the moon". It's a fact (maybe translation is lacking), but I'm afraid that they'll steal the Poland chance of progressing forward

[mitch22]

I would love to punch wacko jacko the weirdo

[JC_81]

That wee w@nker Louie Walsh off the X-Factor.  I'd love to kick the fu.cking sh.it out of him.  There he is on tv now, kunt

[66-1120597113]

That wee w@nker Louie Walsh off the X-Factor.  I'd love to kick the fu.cking sh.it out of him.  There he is on tv now, kunt

So would i !! He's girls aloud's manager...bet the wee pervs seen them all in the buff!!  

[JC_81]

That wee w@nker Louie Walsh off the X-Factor.  I'd love to kick the fu.cking sh.it out of him.  There he is on tv now, kunt

So would i !! He's girls aloud's manager...bet the wee pervs seen them all in the buff!!  

Not that it would do anything for him anyway if he did see them in the buff

I seriously hate the wee sh.ite though, there's something about him I don't trust.  In fact I'd love to see one of the x-factor contestants that he slabbers to beat the kunt out of him live on air.  How good would that be?!

[66-1120597113]

That wee w@nker Louie Walsh off the X-Factor.  I'd love to kick the fu.cking sh.it out of him.  There he is on tv now, kunt

So would i !! He's girls aloud's manager...bet the wee pervs seen them all in the buff!!  

Not that it would do anything for him anyway if he did see them in the buff

I seriously hate the wee sh.ite though, there's something about him I don't trust.  In fact I'd love to see one of the x-factor contestants that he slabbers to beat the kunt out of him live on air.  How good would that be?!

He looks like an MP or a Derry priest !!  

Would be good to see that John though maybe him and Chico will knock fu.ck outta eachother and do the world a favour.....What time is it? ?? 

[JC_81]

Don't get me started on that tw@t chico

I think Louie's more likely to want to bum chico than fight him though

How long would Chico last on a night out in Belfast Barry?    I'd pay to see that

[66-1120597113]

Don't get me started on that tw@t chico

I think Louie's more likely to want to bum chico than fight him though

How long would Chico last on a night out in Belfast Barry?    I'd pay to see that

  Long enough to say 'what time is it???' and the answer would be 'kill chico time'

Louie said its not the end????mmmmm! A bit of bummin in the back perhaps john???  

[JC_81]

Louie said its not the end????mmmmm! A bit of bummin in the back perhaps john???  

I thought he said 'I like rear ends'

Must have misheard the wee sh.ite