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[dawson99]

did you know...

Alekthophilia is the love of chickens

[andy_g]

who cares?

[dawson99]

ok, one more...

did you know:

111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

[andy_g]

i'm not bovvered.

[dawson99]

[The Canadian Red Army]

uh oh Dawson is having fun again 

[dawson99]

the fun never ends when im in this mood!!!
party animal me...

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.

[andy_g]

how many sharks get killed by coconuts then? not that i care.

[dawson99]

isnt that what he says in jaws>?

'we're gonna need a bigger coconut"

[Woollyback]

i couldn't give a  monkeys about jaws

[dawson99]

http://www3.bc.sympatico.ca/StoryPage/monkeyfacts.htm

for people who wanna know about monkeys

[Woollyback]

do you know anything about squirrels?

[dawson99]

do i know anything about squirrells?

There are about 300 varieties of squirrels around the world. In North America there are ten. Examples are the red/brown squirrels that live in evergreen trees and eat seeds of pinecones and the gray squirrel which lives in woods of oaks, ashes, and beeches and mainly eats beech nuts and acorns.

Squirrels start mating when they are a year old. It takes about six weeks from the time the squirrels mate until the baby squirrels, called kittens, are born. Twice a year, in the spring and at the end of the summer, the female squirrel has two to five kittens.

Squirrels can live up to 10 or 12 years. After six years, they are considered old squirrels.

[Woollyback]

I've got some of the furry little b*stards in my loft, know any fun ways to kill them?

[dawson99]

u cant kill them, they are cool, but r they like pigeons and die when fed popcorn or something