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[Woollyback]

Blond stubble grows quicker than dark stubble 

[stmichael]

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 

[dawson99]

stmichael,  did your research for the animal one, i did mine for the bra one... my reseasrch rocks!!!

[stmichael]

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores.

I must be visiting the wrong places

[Leonmc0708]

The longest word you can type using letters on one line of a typewriter in in fact typewriter

No its not, look :

popoiiuuyqttwyteurirotpypyoituruyyqyttqywquwieoroprptpyoyitiururyeywuwiwqoqpqpqpwowoeieiur
ruutytytypoiuyyttrqrwteyeurirotopytpyotirturywytqtqtweye

[stmichael]

The longest word you can type using letters on one line of a typewriter in in fact typewriter

No its not, look :

popoiiuuyqttwyteurirotpypyoituruyyqyttqywquwieoroprptpyoyitiururyeywuwiwqoqpqpqpwowoeieiur

ruutytytypoiuyyttrqrwteyeurirotopytpyotirturywytqtqtweye

pmsl

[Woollyback]

The longest word you can type using letters on one line of a typewriter in in fact typewriter

No its not, look :

popoiiuuyqttwyteurirotpypyoituruyyqyttqywquwieoroprptpyoyitiururyeywuwiwqoqpqpqpwowoeieiur

ruutytytypoiuyyttrqrwteyeurirotopytpyotirturywytqtqtweye

I didn't know you spoke Welsh Leon? 

[Woollyback]

If you cut a worm in half, each half ill grow a new "head" and carry on living

[Woollyback]

Ben Nevis is 4406 feet above sea level

[stmichael]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

[Leonmc0708]

The longest word you can type using letters on one line of a typewriter in in fact typewriter

No its not, look :

popoiiuuyqttwyteurirotpypyoituruyyqyttqywquwieoroprptpyoyitiururyeywuwiwqoqpqpqpwowoeieiur


ruutytytypoiuyyttrqrwteyeurirotopytpyotirturywytqtqtweye

I didn't know you spoke Welsh Leon? 

Fluent.

That is actually Welsh for "The road by the hill on the street by the tree near the church of the white lady of the old road near the stream by a den of iniquity on the old banjo close to the fork in the road if you get to the post box you've gone too far so turn round and take the second left by the tree on the right".

Its a well known Welsh landmark.

[Woollyback]

Nah, that's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwchllantysiliogogoch. Dom are you from there too?   

[Woollyback]

I've got the name of that Welsh railway station tattoed on me kn*b.

Yup, f*ckin RHYL! 

[stmichael]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwchllantysiliogogoch.

try writing that on your passport.

[Woollyback]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwchllantysiliogogoch.

try writing that on your passport.

I just tried, it didn't fit. What happens now?