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mammoths found in the uk are more recent than first thought

Meanwhile Mamouth Cows still roam Britains countryside














 

[dawson99]

And Mammoth women are still roaming

[Ciggy]

Look at the tatooist who done the tatoos on the girls face  Does he think he looks attractive 
hes feckin vile dirty b@stard.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4....41.html

[andy_g]

, Was it "Sharon Wick School of Engineering" that tipped you the wink ? 

absolutely. with my comprehensive knowledge of the american higher education system i smelt a rat

[GRAHAM01]

And Mammoth women are still roaming

save your Conquests for the fattie thread daws   

[Judge]

Look at the tatooist who done the tatoos on the girls face  Does he think he looks attractive 
hes feckin vile dirty b@stard.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4....41.html

if you fell asleep, you would defo wake up just as he was doing the first one, never mind the last one near the nose. Also, a tatooist wouldnt go into the waiting room to do his work, so she mustve, so called FELL asleep in his work chair.

Something not right here, and maybe the tatooist is not to blame, but more of that young stupid girl for getting it done

[GRAHAM01]

agreed judge there is no way he would have tatooed her in a waiting room and there is no way she would have slept through him doing it

not having had any on my face ( nore would i ) i bet it would hurt and for her to say she slept through him doing that amount of work makes me think she is taking the pi*s

more like she went home and daddy went fecking nuts and she made up the story silly silly girl

[Number 9]

Look at the tatooist who done the tatoos on the girls face  Does he think he looks attractive 
hes feckin vile dirty b@stard.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4....41.html

He is a vile dirty looking fecker looking like!..mad man!
But she is full of shi'te...there is no way she would have slept through the loud buzzing of it so close to here ear,never mind the pain!

Silly fecker,it will take ages to get them off!!

[tubby]

mmmmmnnn im in luurrrrv

[Ciggy]

Its going to be my first night away from Aaron since he was born, he's gone camping for the night Im like a lost soul  Might open a bottle of the arl Rose, not going near my Chinese neighbour tho 

[tubby]

Aw look at you. How old is he? I remember first time I went camping it was fun. Nothing like being in the great outdoors, so long as you have a good supply of cigies and hobknobs.

[Toffeehater]

I think the girl knew about the 56 stars , how can anyone fall asleep through that and still not wake up even with the pain

[Dundalk]

Look at the tatooist who done the tatoos on the girls face  Does he think he looks attractive 
hes feckin vile dirty b@stard.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4....41.html

Starface girl says she lied

A TEENAGE girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face while she slept when she only wanted THREE has admitted she lied.
Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said she fell asleep when she had the tattoos but now says she was awake all the time.

Kimberley said she lied because her father was "furious" after seeing her face.

She had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars - then woke in horror to find her face was covered

She blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: "It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak."

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was "fully aware" of what tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

"But when my father saw them, he was furious.

"So I said I fell asleep and that the tattooist mad made a mistake."

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: "I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face."

But despite insisting Vlaminck had asked for all the stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

He said: "Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client."

"I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity."

Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

[Judge]

agreed judge there is no way he would have tatooed her in a waiting room and there is no way she would have slept through him doing it

not having had any on my face ( nore would i ) i bet it would hurt and for her to say she slept through him doing that amount of work makes me think she is taking the pi*s

more like she went home and daddy went fecking nuts and she made up the story silly silly girl

dundalks words echo what i already knew on the page before 

[NANNY RED]

Its going to be my first night away from Aaron since he was born, he's gone camping for the night Im like a lost soul  Might open a bottle of the arl Rose, not going near my Chinese neighbour tho 

 

My husband has just lite the barbie, fecking handsome, Shish kebabs, Chicken an lamb chops, Salad an pitta bread, who needs a kebab shop when ive got me own little turk
Houmous, yogurt with cucumber an , Ive cold magners pear cider