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by **NANNY RED** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:50 am

As i lay on the couch im me kitchen
Dyin ,dyin dyin
With me head an me guts all in bits,
As i lay on the couch in me kitchen
These are the words than i said

Oh im never gonna drink again :no

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:01 am

only the scousers will understand why you have a couch in your kitchen

everyone else has cookers and fridges, but they don't know we have back kitchens for those things

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:01 am

Were drinking to life, were drinking to death
Were drinking till none of our livers are left
Were winding our way down to the spirit store
Well drink till we just cant drink any more

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:04 am

peewee wrote:only the scousers will understand why you have a couch in your kitchen everyone else has cookers and fridges, but they don't know we have back kitchens for those things

i never even thought about that Pee ,

Anyway im in me up market kitchen, :laugh:

me extention dyin on the couch with a nice breeze from me open patio doors :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:27 am

NANNY RED wrote:As i lay on the couch im me kitchen
Dyin ,dyin dyin
With me head an me guts all in bits,
As i lay on the couch in me kitchen
These are the words than i said

Oh im never gonna drink again

dunno which group sung that one

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:30 am

NANNY RED wrote:
peewee wrote:only the scousers will understand why you have a couch in your kitchen everyone else has cookers and fridges, but they don't know we have back kitchens for those things

i never even thought about that Pee ,

Anyway im in me up market kitchen, me extention dyin on the couch with a nice breeze from me open patio doors

get yourself in the parlour nan

by **taff** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:45 pm

Its bonkers that my nans generation lived in tiny houses but kept one good room for funerals and xmas day. And now box rooms tend to be computer rooms.

Where Im from the front room is called the lounge, and I did enjoy lounging about in there

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:48 pm

front room=front room
back room=back room
kitchen
bedroom
bathroom
etc etc

And a couch in the kitchen?
whatever next, a toilet in the dining room?
You guys are odd

by **Judge** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:57 pm

dawson99 wrote:front room=front room
back room=back room
kitchen
bedroom
bathroom
etc etc

And a couch in the kitchen?
whatever next, a toilet in the dining room?
You guys are odd

but at least we dont have flat rocks

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:03 pm

My latest online dating exploits haven't been working so far.

My latest application was rejected when I answered question 14 wrong.

Apparently when asked what I like moat in a woman I'm not allowed to answer "my penis"

by **Dundalk** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:05 pm

dawson99 wrote:My latest online dating exploits haven't been working so far.

My latest application was rejected when I answered question 14 wrong.

Apparently when asked what I like moat in a woman I'm not allowed to answer "my penis"

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:09 pm

by **Dundalk** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:11 pm

There is some brilliant ones of these

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:19 pm

they can be cool

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:15 pm

Has Ciggy been on today

Or has her neighbour made a sweet an sour for dinner :laugh:

Ive been laughin all day at the thought of her visiting her neighbour :laugh:

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