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Postby Ciggy » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:42 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Where was he cigg

In some big b@stard girls house surrounded by trees on an industrial estate about 1 killometer away they where dancing like tw@ts in the garden to that mingy techno jump style music looking like a gang of dutch mings.
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:43 pm

bingo? i used to work for gala bingo in aldershot when i was at uni... ended up drunk one night, called all the numbers wrong, collaped on the stage and was funnily enough fired. never been to a bingo hall since.

think i'll just spend the night pretending to do work as always
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:48 pm

Techno jump style how tw@tty can you get? The girls are 8 with make up on one girl has her hair dyed two colours and a tongue pearcing ??? They dont even come to my hip and Im not even tall its just feckin madness I took him away from Liverpool to get away from all this sh!t should have stayed where I was atleast people feckin spoke to me there and I had my family its like living in feckin Stepford County only there all ugly man heads here that havent got a clue.
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:48 pm

Ciggy wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Where was he cigg

In some big b@stard girls house surrounded by trees on an industrial estate about 1 killometer away they where dancing like tw@ts in the garden to that mingy techno jump style music looking like a gang of dutch mings.

:laugh: I told yeh it was gonna get worse never mind him sortin his hair out in a few years youll be :censored: grey with worry.  :laugh:

Just wait till yeh start finding condoms :laugh: youll feel sick
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:57 pm

NANNY RED wrote: :laugh: I told yeh it was gonna get worse never mind him sortin his hair out in a few years youll be :censored: grey with worry.  :laugh:

Just wait till yeh start finding condoms :laugh: youll feel sick

:laugh: Err hang on he asked last week can he have a sleep over party for his birthday in December I said yer ok only 4 kids though he said no theres 6 of us 3 girls 3 lads  :oops: I said you can fuck right off WTF?

Whats happening please?

I was still playing with me sindy dolls when I was 12.

The kid facing whos 7 called that girl whos 8 with the toungue peircing a whore earlier tonight I dont think I heard that word till I was about 22 Its off its head totally. :no
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Postby andy_g » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:18 am

mines only two and a half and i'm dreading the next 16 years already... i might just disown him now and save myself the bother.
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:12 am

hey cigs, but your making up for colourful language now girl :D
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:32 am

Juuuuuuuuuuudge
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:10 am

Bamaga man wrote:Juuuuuuuuuuudge

err hello bamaga  :D
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Postby ALONSO_14 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:24 am

Ciggy wrote::laugh: Err hang on he asked last week can he have a sleep over party for his birthday in December I said yer ok only 4 kids though he said no theres 6 of us 3 girls 3 lads  :oops: I said you can fuck right off WTF?

Whats happening please?

I was still playing with me sindy dolls when I was 12.

The kid facing whos 7 called that girl whos 8 with the toungue peircing a whore earlier tonight I dont think I heard that word till I was about 22 Its off its head totally. :no


its a lot worse these days in the schools, the kids r terrible, its scary the way they talk an act

most i did when i was little was flashin some girl when i was about 6  :D  :blush:
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Postby Toffeehater » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:31 am

dawson99 wrote:feck cigs... that sounds a bit not fun.

personally im never gonna have kids, they cost money and would interfere with my hangovers and watching of tv.

dunno what to say, no help from me lol

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Postby Toffeehater » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:34 am

Ciggy wrote:Techno jump style how tw@tty can you get? The girls are 8 with make up on one girl has her hair dyed two colours and a tongue pearcing ??? They dont even come to my hip and Im not even tall i

8 years old and a tongue piercing ?? The generation of youth now is really screwed up ,  :no
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:38 am

im not gay!
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:39 am

dawson99 wrote:feck cigs... that sounds a bit not fun.

personally im never gonna have kids, they cost money and would interfere with my hangovers and watching of tv.

dunno what to say, no help from me lol

You should have some kids Dawson, you don't know what your missing mate. Tell you what, I will lend you mine for a couple of years and see how you go on? If you like them you can keep them...... sounds fair to me.
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Postby Toffeehater » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:42 am

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dawson99 wrote:feck cigs... that sounds a bit not fun.

personally im never gonna have kids, they cost money and would interfere with my hangovers and watching of tv.

dunno what to say, no help from me lol

You should have some kids Dawson, you don't know what your missing mate. Tell you what, I will lend you mine for a couple of years and see how you go on? If you like them you can keep them...... sounds fair to me.

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