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by **shanks72** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:09 pm

Could you make that two buckets, Saint, please...

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:17 pm

Just as soon as Metalhead gets his camera out (Why does that sound extremly rude? )

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:56 am

ok, what happened last night?
i was the one who was supposed to not like stu... now its all ruined. u guys!!!

oh, and i finally brought graw, and a hard drive thingy for the xbox... this thing is getting more expensive by teh day people... oh, heres a picture of an elephant on a skateboard

by **Ciggy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:39 am

Great isnt it I get a warning because some kunt has been banned about 6 times, but send me a pm calling me a slut and I get a warning for answering him back.

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:42 am

ciggy, the yellow brings out your eyelashes

and dont even think about leaving the forum!!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:02 am

dawson99 wrote:ok, what happened last night?
i was the one who was supposed to not like stu... now its all ruined. u guys!!!

oh, and i finally brought graw, and a hard drive thingy for the xbox... this thing is getting more expensive by teh day people... oh, heres a picture of an elephant on a skateboard

All that good advice wasted

I spend ages, well minutes, telling you to get Oblivion and you get GRAW!!!!!

and I think your elephant picture is a FAKE :angry:

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:58 pm

s@int wrote:Just as soon as Metalhead gets his camera out (Why does that sound extremly rude? )

tsk tsk tsk.. how rude!

and btw saint... GRAW is a better game than oblivion! i got lost!

I stole a horse and started going round and round

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:04 pm

You need to get a walkthrough for the game. Just use it when your desperate or stuck. You should have taken the Friar's horse, he gives you that one.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:49 pm

the FA are currently organising alan ball's funeral. apparently posh spice has rung them up and said they should let her david organise it all, cos he's an expert in dead ball situations

:wwww

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:10 pm

s@int wrote:You need to get a walkthrough for the game. Just use it when your desperate or stuck. You should have taken the Friar's horse, he gives you that one.

the funny part is when the cop caught me i killed him

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:10 pm

Woollyback wrote:the FA are currently organising alan ball's funeral. apparently posh spice has rung them up and said they should let her david organise it all, cos he's an expert in dead ball situations

Ban woolly for his lamest jokes!

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:37 pm

metalhead wrote:
Woollyback wrote:the FA are currently organising alan ball's funeral. apparently posh spice has rung them up and said they should let her david organise it all, cos he's an expert in dead ball situations

Ban woolly for his lamest jokes!

i really wouldn't mind mate, this place has been a sack of sh*t lately :laugh:

by **Scottbot** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:52 pm

Woollyback wrote:the FA are currently organising alan ball's funeral. apparently posh spice has rung them up and said they should let her david organise it all, cos he's an expert in dead ball situations

Got that on text earlier today. There must be some bugger out there in a room somewhere who waits for bad stuff to happen and then writes all the jokes. You can usually give it 48 hours before the jokes start coming out. I got no problem with them. I expect Alan Ball would probably have a giggle if he heard them himself. Remember all the jokes going around at school years ago after the space shuttle exploded that time? The 7up ones

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:00 pm

Scottbot wrote:
Woollyback wrote:the FA are currently organising alan ball's funeral. apparently posh spice has rung them up and said they should let her david organise it all, cos he's an expert in dead ball situations

Got that on text earlier today. There must be some bugger out there in a room somewhere who waits for bad stuff to happen and then writes all the jokes. You can usually give it 48 hours before the jokes start coming out. I got no problem with them. I expect Alan Ball would probably have a giggle if he heard them himself. Remember all the jokes going around at school years ago after the space shuttle exploded that time? The 7up ones

i know what you mean mate, there's normally a period of grace before the jokes start so this one came very quickly :oh:

a few of my faves...

Q: what's got four legs and goes "woof"?
A: piper alpha

Q: what were the last words on the challenger space shuttle black box recorder?
A: shall we let HER drive?

Q: what song was the mortuary assistant singing after examining the princess of wales & dodi al fayed and placing them in body bags?
A: zippa di dodi, zippidee dooooooooo....

by **Scottbot** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:15 am

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

I remember the Skoda jokes were wicked. I remember a poor lad in my class, his mum drove him into school in one everyday and he got ribbed something chronic for about 2 years!

There were some shocking jokes going around when there was the big famine in Ethiopia during the 80's.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian Chicken!

What's the 2nd fastest thing on earth?

Ethiopian trying to catch it!

I've forgotten most of the Diana ones although i remember;

What was Diana's favourite dessert?

Wall Ice Scream!

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