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by **babu** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:34 am

yuck. take this into the 'Hunk Zone' where it belongs. :angry:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:44 am

Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records
Hercules was recently awarded the honourable distinction of Worlds Biggest
Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and who has a
38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.

With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the
three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's standard
200lb. limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural
and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just
"grew"... and grew. and grew. and grew.

Kell: Slightly Smaller, But the World's Heaviest Dog Hercules' sheer
volume may have won him the Largest Dog world record, but the Heaviest Dog
title still rests with Kell who weighed in at 286 pounds in August of
1999. This English Mastiff, however, only has a 32-inch neck - far less
than Hercules' 38-incher. Think about that for a second though - 32 inches
is a standard waist size for a man!

Proud owner Tom Scott said Kell is two years old and is expected to
continue to grow for the next two years. Kell needs to be fed 100lb of beef
every week, and drinks gallons of goats' milk to stay healthy...

fecking hell

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:55 am

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:04 am

s@int wrote:Looking at your pic I thought someone had already done that!

by **stmichael** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:02 am

why the f#ck did i bother coming into work today? i can't concentrate on anything.

anyone else the same? if you think this is bad, just wait until next week.

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am

Easy now...

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:36 am

by **jkop** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:04 pm

Dundalk wrote:

Trying to stay sober.

by **jkop** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:04 pm

babu wrote:yuck. take this into the 'Hunk Zone' where it belongs.

Sorry.

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:41 pm

A middle school teacher was doing a study testing the senses of First year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.

He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're bottom-holes!!"

For Stu

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:45 pm

What to do with 365 used condoms

Melt them down
Make a tyre
Call it a

fkn GOODYEAR

by **shanks72** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:19 pm

jkop wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:anyone else loving the football at the moment?

i reckon that kaka is one to watch for the future maybe

Great game...Kaka was superb, a true maestro!

And soooo gorgeous he took my breath away!!

Milan will be getting jealous ! all this talk of Kaka.