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[dawson99]

i couldnt understand them, but i do have an i q bigger than a turnip. that annoys them more., the harsher they get, the more i laugh.

all good fun. who gave these countries computers and electricity anyway?

[Bad Bob]

Dawson's To Do List:

1) Shower
2) Breakfast
3) Watch "Closer" for the 1,858th time
4) Have a w*nk
5) Go to work
6) Enrage an angry mob of Turkish fans into cursing my name and wishing death to me and my family
7) Ponder the "Dawson a homo" jibe from one of the angry mob
8) Send said antagonist a nude self-portrait via email
9) Have a w*nk
10) Fix my tea
11) Watch "Closer" for the 1,859th time
12) Have a w*nk
13) Bed

[Bad Bob]

it wasnt top, but it was there. and for what its worth i think i might have made a pen pal

But the thing was you got abused but you said fuck all compared to what you could have said 

Yup, just imagine what that mob would be saying had Lando been logged on and having a go? 

[dawson99]

close, but u can do 1 & 4 at the same time, same with 8&9 and 11&12

[Bad Bob]

close, but u can do 1 & 4 at the same time, same with 8&9 and 11&12

Dawson, the very picture of multi-tasking! 

[adamnbarrett]

Dawson's To Do List:

1) Shower
2) Breakfast
3) Watch "Closer" for the 1,858th time
4) Have a w*nk
5) Go to work
6) Enrage an angry mob of Turkish fans into cursing my name and wishing death to me and my family
7) Ponder the "Dawson a homo" jibe from one of the angry mob
8) Send said antagonist a nude self-portrait via email
9) Have a w*nk
10) Fix my tea
11) Watch "Closer" for the 1,859th time
12) Have a w*nk
13) Bed

you forgot:

fantasize over hoff

[dawson99]

again, i take u back to the multi tasking for that adam

[Bad Bob]

Careful Dawson, you're a wanted man now!

[dawson99]

not a problem

[Bad Bob]

Here's the picture Dawson sent his new pen pal...

[Bad Bob]

...and here's the one his new pen pal sent back (hence item #9)

[dawson99]

excellant, thats the scene from rules of attraction where i believe im shagging kate bosworth

[Bad Bob]

excellant, thats the scene from rules of attraction where i believe im shagging kate bosworth

Kate Bosworth?  I thought you were getting a leg over on Pacey! 

[dawson99]

well she did think i was quite pacey, but i was in a rush

[adamnbarrett]

BTW dawson have you seen this that Dward posted up

wax hoff

I thought you'd enjoy it