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Postby destro » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:49 pm

2) The German
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:00 am

Destro gets #2 right.
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:25 pm

1) I am a little thing with a big meaning. I help everybody. I unlock doors, open hearts, dispel prejudice. I create friendship and goodwill. I inspire courtesy and admiration. Everybody loves me. I bore no one. I violate no law. I cost nothing. Many have praised me. No one has ever condemned me. I am pleasing to those of high and low degree. I am useful every moment of the day.

2) When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

3) which country's flag is the most simple?

4) How do you put a container in a container which is in a container?
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Postby destro » Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:58 pm

1) Manners ?
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Postby Toffeehater » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:10 am

1.) Respect ??

2.) When you're a mouse :p
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:29 am

Judge wrote:3. tomato and ? (give me a few mins)

bam you blind scrotumbag muesli eating middle class dole dossing mincer.

this is what i originally posted long before you  :pirate

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:39 pm

Toffeehater wrote:1.) Respect ??

2.) When you're a mouse :p

awesome mate  :;):
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:44 pm

Judge wrote:
Judge wrote:3. tomato and ? (give me a few mins)

bam you blind scrotumbag muesli eating middle class dole dossing mincer.

this is what i originally posted long before you  :pirate

:wwww

:laugh:  this battle of words should go to the jokes thread.
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Postby Bam » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:57 pm

Judge wrote:
Judge wrote:3. tomato and ? (give me a few mins)

bam you blind scrotumbag muesli eating middle class dole dossing mincer.

this is what i originally posted long before you  :pirate

:wwww

Your evidence cannot be valid, as your a known Bender of quotes. Who loves mincing his words as much as his men..  :D
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Postby Bam » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:08 pm

3) which country's flag is the most simple?


Libiya ?

I'm not sure of the country (cant remember) but its just a green flag, nothing else.
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Postby Bam » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:10 pm

4) How do you put a container in a container which is in a container?


You dont, its already in the container.

Either that or buy a tupperware set
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:27 pm

:D  Bam solves the rest. i shall upload more in 5mins.
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:34 pm

1) Tracy died in Florida. Shorly after, Craig died at sea. Nobody mourned. In fact, everyone was absolutely delighted.
Why?

2) what kind of room in the world you can never enter?

3) I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played.

4) From wood it's made, From string it's made, It floats upon the wind. It's made by one, It's made by many, From hands and mouths it spins. A score without a game. A staff not for the lame. With seven letters tamed. With five letters named

What am I?

5) My first is in water and also in tea. My second is in fish but not in the sea. My third is in mountains but not underground. My last is in strike but never in pound.

My whole crushes mountains, rivers, even civilizations. And all that live, fear my arrival.

What am I?
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Postby Bam » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:57 pm

4) From wood it's made, From string it's made, It floats upon the wind. It's made by one, It's made by many, From hands and mouths it spins. A score without a game. A staff not for the lame. With seven letters tamed. With five letters named

What am I?


Kite
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:58 pm

nope. 5 letters Bam
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